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These are our top pun puns. Have fun with a good pun joke in English with simple pun humour.

  1. I've posted 9 puns here in this sub but none of them got upvoted. If this one doesn't either, then... ...no pun in ten did
  2. I'm sick of you guys posting dumb wordplay in here for awards and upvotes. Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
  3. My wife says if I don't stop making puns about Russia, she's going to hit me. If that's the way it's going to be, then Soviet.
  4. The year 2020 is going to be filled with so many puns about perfect vision I can just see it now.
  5. Awful pun I came up with whilst drunk last night. Who is the australian Frankesntein's favourite singer?

    Rihanna, mate.
  6. In 2020 we're going to have an entire year of bad puns about vision... I can't wait to see them all.
  7. My friend keeps trying to annoy me by using bird puns But I soon realised that toucan play at that game.
  8. A pun loving old man forgot to order his tombstone before he passed away This was a grave mistake
  9. So, I just tried a new drinking game. I put in the bee Movie, and every time they make a bee pun, I take a shot.
    Unfortunately, I could only get buzzed.
  10. My girlfriend found one of my puns so funny that she flew into space and told it to an alien. Unfortunately, the alien didn't laugh. Personally, I think she took the joke a bit too far.

Make fun with this list of one liners, gags and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor found in these pun jokes can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of pun puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, these jokes offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Pun One Liners

Which pun dad jokes are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pun?

  1. Pun enters a room, kills 10 people Pun in, 10 dead
  2. Puns make me numb Mathematical puns makes me number
  3. A pun walks in and kills 10 people... Pun in, ten dead.
  4. Orion's Belt is a waist of space. Bad pun, I know. 3 star at best.
  5. Tried to come up with a carpentry pun that woodwork… Think I nailed it!
  6. It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs... Because they always take things literally.
  7. Not all math puns are bad Just sum
  8. A pun walks into a room and kills ten people Pun in, ten dead
  9. If I had a drop of beer for every time I made a bird pun.. I'd have toucans.
  10. English puns make me numb. But Math puns make me number.
  11. What I want written on my tombstone: "Not appreciating puns was a grave mistake"
  12. Got dumped because she said I was obsessed with boat puns Canoe believe that?
  13. I like my puns like I like my sausage... the wurst ones are the best.
  14. Why don't Kleptomaniacs understand puns? They always take things literally
  15. Well my parents are finally sick of all my electronics puns. Now I'm grounded.

Pun Of The Day Jokes

Here is a list of funny pun of the day jokes and even better pun of the day puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • The Most Dad Joke of Puns! All the best Puns are written down on paper. That way, they're truly tear-able.
    Also it's my cake day!
  • I spent all day working on a bunch of puns about limousine drivers. But I still have nothing to chauffeur it.
  • 🎵soap🎵🎵soap🎵 🎵soap🎵 🎵soap🎵 🎵soap🎵🎵soap🎵 🎵soap🎵 🎵soap🎵 I just sang eight bars
    Day two of posting soap puns for a week!
  • For Cake Day, here's my favorite pun: Did you hear about the guy who got his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Sadly, there's nothing left of him.
  • So, I was at work the other day and... My manager asked,
    "How good are you at PowerPoint?"
    I said, "I excel at it."
    He replied, "Was that a Microsoft Office pun?"
    I was like, "Word."
  • I've heard a lot of good puns in my day but.... the one about the kleptomaniac baker really takes the cake.
  • And the King of puns said It's going to be another reigny day
  • 7 days without puns makes one weak.
  • I've heard a lot of puns in my lifetime, some great, others horrible But I think the one about the kleptomaniac baker really takes the cake.
    Happy cake day to me
  • A cook I work with spent all day making sausage puns It was the wurst

No Pun Intended Jokes

Here is a list of funny no pun intended jokes and even better no pun intended puns that will make you laugh with friends.

    OFFICER: The victims were dismembered and sacrificed on an altar made of antlers
    Detective: Dear God !!!
    OFFICER: Most likely yes
  • Whenever people ask me if that pun I just made was intended... I reply, "Nope unintended!"
  • I take my puns VERY seriously (no fun intended)
  • After a long discussion about our future, my partner and I decided to name our first born 'No Pun'. That way they'll certainly be aware that they weren't intended.
  • "I sent in ten entries to a pun competition....." I didn't win. No pun intended.
  • 9 out of 10 jokes I make I come up with.. but eventually I look on the internet for more. I'd say coming from the internet one pun intended.
  • The news about charlie sheen having h**... is the only positive thing I have been reading in my Facebook timeline all week. No pun intended.

Comedy Pun Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle

What funny jokes about pun to tell and make people laugh ? Check out these list of good jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make pun prank.

My wife gave me some bad news today

"But," she said, "I bought your favorite soy sauce to help cheer you up."
"Great," I said. "Just Kikkoman when he's down, huh?"
I'm very soy for that pun. I'll just wok away now.

So there's a fly...

and a gnat lands on its back.
The fly says, "is there a gnat on my back?"
The gnat says, "gnat at all."
The fly says, "that's the worst pun I've ever heard."
The gnat goes, "what do you expect, I just made it up on the fly!"

An original joke from my 7 year old daughter

Did you hear the joke about the piece of paper?
Don't worry about it, it's tearable!
{I'm sure someone in history has used this pun, but I was pretty impressed with her effort!}

Someone told me that it's impossible to make a pun about vegetables.

I said that's not nececelery true.

A man enters a pun contest in a local paper...

He loses. So the next year, he enters 2 puns, doubling his chances. He still loses. So the third year, determined to win, he enters 10 puns. He waits, hoping at least one of his puns will win, but no pun in 10 did.

My dad doesn't really like puns, so we told him our top 10 to see if any could make him laugh...

No pun in 10 did.

A fly feels a bug on its back

"Hey, bug on my back, are you a mite?", it asks
"I *mite* be", giggles the mite
"That's the worst pun I've ever heard", groans the fly
"What do you expect?", says the mite. "I came up with it on the fly"

The ad in the paper said, "You think you're funny? Tell us your best pun, and you'll win a $200 Amazon gift card!"

Well, I just couldn't resist. I sat down and wrote not one, but 10 of my best knee-slappers, rib-ticklers, and witty turns-of-phrase. I sent my list of comedy gold to the paper, and then began daydreaming about what I would do with $200.
The day on which the paper announced the contest winner finally arrived! I scanned, and then carefully read the full-page of submissions, but the truth stared me in the face. Of my submissions that should have won, no pun in ten did.

I once submitted 10 puns to a contest to see which one would win.

No pun in 10 did.

My friend told me a s**... bird pun.

I replied, "Toucan play at this game."

One bird can't make a pun.

But toucan.

a pun walked in, killed 10 people, the news paper headline was..

Pun in, 10 dead.

What's the difference between a pun and a dad joke?

A pun can make you groan, but a dad joke goes even father.

I have a male to female trans friend who just finished her gender reassignment surgery.

I asked how she felt afterwards and she said...
"I feel hole inside!"
(This joke is not meant to be transphobic, it exists purely for the pun. Trans rights!)

A man in a job interview.

Interviewer: "This job requires you to know Powerpoint, how skilled are you with the program"
Man: "Well, I Excel in Powerpoint"
Interviewer: "Did you just make a Microsoft Office pun?"
Man: "Word."

So I sent my friend 10 puns hoping that at least one of them would get a laugh out of him.

No pun in ten did.

A pun walks into a room…

A pun walks into a room and kills ten people.
Pun in, ten dead.

A great pun...

is its own reword.

I made a Jesus joke today...

And I completely nailed it.
(Please don't crucify me this was just for a pun)

If you s**... at playing the trumpet...

...that's probably why.
My neighbor who had horrible jokes passed away this week. This was one of his favorites. Enjoy a good (bad) pun in his memory.

What's the difference between a pun and a f**...?

A pun is a shift of wit.


Boss : How good are you at making spreadsheet?
Me : I excel at it
Boss : Was that a Microsoft office pun?
Me : word

Today I wanted to make a broken pencil pun

But there's no point.

I've submitted ten puns today trying to make the front page

no pun in ten did...

There's a 12-step program for pun users.

But it dozen work.

A Bee on a Fly

(Disclaimer) this is a repost from something I saw a long time ago, so if someone could get a source that'd be very cool
A bee is riding on the back of a fly. The fly turns around, and asks, hey, are you a bee?
In which the bee replies, I might bee.
The fly then says, dude, that's the worst pun I have ever heard.
The bee responds, I know man, I made it up on the fly.

I submitted 10 puns to a local newspaper, hoping one would make it in.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

Wanna hear a physics pun?

If an aircraft always takes off at an angle, doesn't that make it an inclined plane?

A good pun...

A good pun is its own reword.

A man sent ten puns to his friends, hoping at least one would make them laugh

No pun in ten did.

There was a man who loved puns.

There once was a man who loved puns. They were his favorite kind of humor, and he would often spend time trying to come up with new ones. One morning he was feeling particularly inspired and thought up ten brand new puns. And so he went about his day with the intention of using his new puns to get a laugh from his friends, but unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

I tried to come up with a carpentry pun that woodwork...

I think I nailed it but nobody saw it.

A man sends 10 puns to a pun contest in hopes that at least one of them would be selected as the winning entry

No pun in ten did.

I once made a pun out of paper.

It was tearable.

I was going to make a joke about that bus...

I was going to make a joke about that bus that rolled over and killed the driver and 9 passengers...
But there's no pun in ten dead.

I keep slightly messing up my attempts at wordplay, I hope my eleventh attempt hits the mark......

....no pun in ten has.

I gave my brother ten puns to make him laugh.

But they couldn't make him laugh, no pun in ten did.

I sent 10 puns to the world best pun contest...

...hoping at least one of them would win.
Well,no pun in-ten-did.

In an interview: "How good are you with Microsoft PowerPoint?"

"I Excel at it."
"Did you just make a Microsoft Office pun, sir?"

Sorry in advance for the pun...

So they opened a new zoo by my house, it really s**.... They only have one dog....it's a total shih tzu.

Why do happy people like to sleep in late?

Because they aren't mourning people.
I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.

I tried to come up with a pun about famous German philosophers...

but I Kant.

I made a program to generate puns, but I stored them in the wrong type of variable

No pun int. Ended

I submitted ten puns into a pun contest, wanna know how many won?

No pun in ten did

I was going to tell a Sodium and Hydrogen pun

But NaH

An anatomical original

Thought you'd like a pun.
What sound does a pigeon make
when kicked in the nuts?
[A high coo](/spoiler)

A man entered a pun contest in the newspaper

He entered ten of his best puns hoping that at least one of them would win. Unfortunately no pun in ten did.

My friend tried to enlist the help of his spouse in our dad-joke contest...

She failed miserably, making no decent jokes.
I said, "looks like you brought a wife to a pun fight."

You want to hear a paper pun?

It's tearable.

A man sends ten puns to a friend in an effort to make him laugh.

Alas, no pun in ten did.

I'm ashamed to share my most recent math pun..

It's | garbage |

My local newspaper ran a pun writing contest

I entered my ten best puns hoping one would win, sadly no pun in ten did

Earlier today I told my Christian friend to Have a Good Friday. He didn't catch my pun.

I'm not surprised. Jokes like this usually Pass Over his head.

A Pun went inside a room of ten people and killed them all.

Pun In, Ten Dead.

A pun walks into a bar and kills 10 people.

1 pun in, 10 dead.

Women on their period always o**... act.

*insert pun here*

I have a space pun

But i need a little more time to planet

Two bugs are having a conversation...

A fly asks a small bug on its back "Hey bug on my back, are you a mite?"
The small bug replies, "I mite be."
The fly says, "Stupidest pun I ever heard."
The small bug replies, "What do you expect? I just made it up on the fly!"

What do you call a Chinese boxer?

Pun Ching.

In a bar, there's a guy hitting on a cute Banker girl

The guy brags about all his riches and possessions, but he got shot down by the girl immediately.
The girl said, "Leave me a loan!"
The guy noticed the wordplay, he praised the girl. "That's a pretty clever pun! ...But not as pretty as you"
The girl, now irritated, said. "I'm not kidding, leave me a loan! I lost interest."

I once entered ten puns in a comedy competition hoping one would win.

But, no pun in ten did.

What do you call a funny baked good?

a pun

I can't think of a good knife pun.

Anybody want to take a stab at it?

I'm trying to think of a sewing pun but I'm really struggling.

I needle the help I can get.

The problem with math jokes

Calculus jokes are derivative, trigonometry jokes are too graphic, algebra jokes are too formulaic but arithmetic jokes are just basic.
The outlier is the occasional statistics pun.

Pun competition

One day, a man was sitting at home with a beer in hand when he read about a pun competition being held downtown. He got up early the next morning and came up with the best puns he had ever seen, and entered his 10 best puns hoping he would win, but unfortunately no pun in 10 did.

Traveling through Italy I spent hundreds of Euros on pasta. (Pun)

It was worth every Penne.

This happened at a meeting with my boss:

Boss: How good are you at PowerPoint?
Me: I Excel at it!
Boss: Was that a Microsoft Office pun?
Me: Word.

Trying to think of a good chemistry pun

But all the good ones argon

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