The Best 15 Pumps Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Pumps jokes. There are some pumps flats jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these pumps gasoline puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Pumps Jokes and Puns

I can usually tell if I'm going to have sex with someone by what shoes they are wearing.

Pumps and high heels yes, running shoes no- she will probably get away.

An economist, a chaos theorist, and a statistician are trying to shoot a deer for dinner with a bow and arrow...

The economist assumes no wind, and misses five feet to the left. He hands over the bow to the chaos theorist, who overestimates the effect of the wind, and misses five feet to the right. The statistician pumps his fist in the air and exclaims: "We got him!".

Did you hear about the guy who swapped the labels on the pumps at the gas station?

It was an April fuels joke.

Pumps joke, Did you hear about the guy who swapped the labels on the pumps at the gas station?

Why are Reebok Pumps shoes so expensive?


Why is it more expensive to use air pumps nowadays?


Today I went to a gas station and switched the Regular, Plus, and Premium buttons on all the pumps...

April Fuels!

My girlfriend calls me the gas station...

Because I have 6-10 pumps.

Pumps joke, My girlfriend calls me the gas station...

Sometimes I gaze upwards at the endless stars that populate the sky and realize how small I truly am.

I should get one of those pumps.

Whats the difference between a gourd and a redneck?

One is a pumpkin, and the other just pumps kin.

What's something all men shake to reduce trickle when finished?

Gas pumps

What does Mr. Kipling do in his spare time?

Pumps cream into tarts.

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Dont say Jesus take the wheel if you don't have a car.

Say Jesus take my pumps or flip flops

What's same about Fortnite players in-game and IRL?

2 pumps and they're out of the game.

What was lil pumps favorite food as a kid?


Recently, I noticed the price at the air pumps has dramatically increased. Why is this?


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the pumps aims jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working pumps petrol piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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