The Best 19 Pumpkins Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Pumpkins jokes. There are some pumpkins revival jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these pumpkins melon puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Pumpkins Jokes and Puns

What do you get if you divide a pumpkins circumference by its diameter?

Pumpkin π


In a farmers market, Farmer A sells pumpkins, Farmer B sells strawberries, what does Farmer C sell?


... runs off ...

What do pumpkins and Donald Trump have in common?

They're both orange and need to be thrown out in early November.

Pumpkins joke, What do pumpkins and Donald Trump have in common?

I carve all my pumpkins in September.

I suffer with premature ejackolantern

Protests have erupted in the streets and protestors are throwing pumpkins at police officers

They're going to have to call in the National Gourd

What do you find in a pumpkins pants?

A Halloweenie!

Parents always loved asking this joke.

If a day old ant, takes a week to learn how to walk in a month's time, how many lemons are in a bag of pumpkins?

A banana of this colour.

Pumpkins joke, Parents always loved asking this joke.

Pumpkins are the most beautiful crop.

They're absolutely gourd-geous.

Translated a joke from Japanese

Japanese has a lot of pun-filled jokes that I don't think would translate well into English without explanation, but here is one of my favorite Japanese jokes that I think could translate well...

Question: A truck is carrying eggplant, tomatoes, and pumpkins. It hits a sharp turn. What fell?

Answer: Its speed.

Wife holds up a wreath of decorative pumpkins: What do you think of this for my office door?

Me: Definitely, it's gourd-geous.

Throw your rotting pumpkins at pretty people.

It is a sure way of calling them Gourdeous.

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I recently decided to stop smashing pumpkins cold turkey.

It was difficult at first, but it got easier once I decided to use the pumpkin patch.

I saw only a few pumpkins on Halloween this year.

But there were lots of beheaded Donald's.

My dad said i could carve pumpkins on the kitchen table. So i did as he said.

When he came back to check up on me, he yelled, you ruined the table! And you spelled pumpkins wrong!

pumpkins should be renamed Drumpfkins bcuz hes bad orange man

Did anyone hear about the family that made pumpkins a month early?

The pumpkins were premature e-jack-o-lanterns.

Pumpkins joke, Did anyone hear about the family that made pumpkins a month early?

What do The Smashing Pumpkins use to go through walls?


(Bad metal joke) My brother really hates halloween

Last year he spent all night Smashing Pumpkins

What's Nigel Thornberry's favorite band?

The Smashing Pumpkins.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the pumpkins carrots jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working pumpkins lantern piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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