Pumpkin Pie Jokes
21 pumpkin pie jokes and hilarious pumpkin pie puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pumpkin pie that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Pumpkin Pie Short Jokes
Short pumpkin pie jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pumpkin pie humour may include short pumpkin jokes also.
- What did the pumpkin pie say to the cheesecake as they were going into the oven? I think this is a set up!
- What does a cancer survivor who just baked a pumpkin pie say? "I made it."
Credit to my wonderful brother. - In colllege what was the difference between pumpkin pie and my girlfriend? I shared the girlfriend.
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Pumpkin Pie One Liners
Which pumpkin pie one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pumpkin pie? I can suggest the ones about pumpkin patch and pot pie.
- What do you get when you take the circumference of a jack'olantern? Pumpkin pie!
- What's the most popular holiday dessert in Alabama? Pump-kin pie.
- What's a pumpkin circumference divided by pumpkin diameter? Pumpkin pie
- Did you hear about the sailor who turned into a pumpkin pie? He's a squashbuckling pirate
- What do pie and relationships have in common? Pumpkin spice flavor.
- I demand many helpings of pumpkin pie this Thanksgiving... It's a gourd given right!
- What's the official State pie of rural Alabama? Pumpkin
- If a r**... was a pie, what flavour would it be? Pump-kin.
Unearthly Funniest Pumpkin Pie Jokes to Tickle Your Sides
What funny jokes about pumpkin pie you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pumpkins gourds jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pumpkin pie pranks.
A little girl helping with holiday meal.
She gives her grandpa a slice of pumpkin pie. He passes it down the table.
She brings out another slice of pie and gives to grandpa. He passes it down the table.
She brings out another slice of pie and gives to grandpa. He passes it down the table.
She slams her hand down. "Grandpa, this is ridiculous! All the slices are the same size!"
Little Johnny had a bad day.
He stomped home from school to the family farm. Being an annoying little kid, he saw the farm animals and decided to take out a little frustration on them, so he yelled at the pig, chased the chickens around, and kicked in a pumpkin from the pumpkin patch. Finally, he made it to the house. His mom was waiting and furious.
"Johnny, I saw you just did and you're in big trouble! For abusing the poor pig and chickens, you don't get sausage or wings tonight. And no pumpkin pie, either!"
Just then, the two of them saw Johnny's dad came back from a day in the fields. He walked to the porch, where the cat is sleeping peacefully in the sun. He irritably kicked the cat out of the way to make it to the door. Johnny turns to his mom with a big grin and says,
"Shall you tell him, or shall I?"