Pumpkin Pie Jokes
24 pumpkin pie jokes and hilarious pumpkin pie puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pumpkin pie that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Pumpkin Pie Short Jokes
Short pumpkin pie jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pumpkin pie humour may include short pumpkin jokes also.
- Did you hear about the sailor that was turned into a pumpkin pie? He's now a squashbuckling pirate
- What did the pumpkin pie say to the cheesecake as they were going into the oven? I think this is a set up!
- What does a cancer survivor who just baked a pumpkin pie say? "I made it."
Credit to my wonderful brother. - In colllege what was the difference between pumpkin pie and my girlfriend? I shared the girlfriend.
- Apple pie costs 2$ in Cuba Pumpkin pie costs 3$ in Jamaica
Banana pie costs 2.5$ in Puerto Rico
These are the PieRates of the Caribbean
- How do you make Pumpkin Pie? Take the circumference of the pumpkin and divide it by the diameter of the pumpkin
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Pumpkin Pie One Liners
Which pumpkin pie one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pumpkin pie? I can suggest the ones about pumpkin patch and pot pie.
- What do you get when you take the circumference of a jack'olantern? Pumpkin pie!
- What's the most popular holiday dessert in Alabama? Pump-kin pie.
- What's a pumpkin circumference divided by pumpkin diameter? Pumpkin pie
- Did you hear about the sailor who turned into a pumpkin pie? He's a squashbuckling pirate
- What do pie and relationships have in common? Pumpkin spice flavor.
- I demand many helpings of pumpkin pie this Thanksgiving... It's a gourd given right!
- What's the official State pie of rural Alabama? Pumpkin
- If a r**... was a pie, what flavour would it be? Pump-kin.
- What is a r**... favorite pie during the holidays? Pump-Kin
- What's a r**...'s favorite thanksgiving treat? The pump-kin pie!
Unearthly Funniest Pumpkin Pie Jokes to Tickle Your Sides
What funny jokes about pumpkin pie you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pumpkins gourds jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pumpkin pie pranks.
A little girl helping with holiday meal.
She gives her grandpa a slice of pumpkin pie. He passes it down the table.
She brings out another slice of pie and gives to grandpa. He passes it down the table.
She brings out another slice of pie and gives to grandpa. He passes it down the table.
She slams her hand down. "Grandpa, this is ridiculous! All the slices are the same size!"