Pumpkin Patch Jokes
9 pumpkin patch jokes and hilarious pumpkin patch puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pumpkin patch that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Pumpkin Patch Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good pumpkin patch joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
With a pumpkin patch
How do you cure someone with a pumpkin spice addiction?
Apply the pumpkin patch.
What did the squash say to the cucumber when he saw the pumpkin patch get blown up?
Oh My Gourd!
What did the pumpkin do when he ripped his pants?
He sewed on a pumpkin patch.
I recently decided to stop smashing pumpkins cold turkey.
It was difficult at first, but it got easier once I decided to use the pumpkin patch.
My girlfriend is a recovering basic white girl.
She used to be addicted to pumpkin flavored drinks, food, everything as soon as fall came around. Now she's clean and on the patch.
What do Pamplona, Spain and a pumpkin patch have in common?
Everyone gets a little gourd.
Guys, I'm quitting Halloween.
I'm on the pumpkin patch!
Little Johnny had a bad day.
He stomped home from school to the family farm. Being an annoying little kid, he saw the farm animals and decided to take out a little frustration on them, so he yelled at the pig, chased the chickens around, and kicked in a pumpkin from the pumpkin patch. Finally, he made it to the house. His mom was waiting and furious.
"Johnny, I saw you just did and you're in big trouble! For abusing the poor pig and chickens, you don't get sausage or wings tonight. And no pumpkin pie, either!"
Just then, the two of them saw Johnny's dad came back from a day in the fields. He walked to the porch, where the cat is sleeping peacefully in the sun. He irritably kicked the cat out of the way to make it to the door. Johnny turns to his mom with a big grin and says,
"Shall you tell him, or shall I?"
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