Pumpkin Latte Jokes
23 pumpkin latte jokes and hilarious pumpkin latte puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pumpkin latte that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Pumpkin Latte Short Jokes
Short pumpkin latte jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pumpkin latte humour may include short jokes also.
- Did you know that Starbucks can make your teeth whiter? Enough pumpkin spiced latte will make anything whiter
- Overheard at Starbucks: Man: Would you like to try a pumpkin spice latte?
Woman: No. Since Trump came on the scene I am boycotting everything orange. - So I'm dating this girl, called magnesium hydroxide, she likes fairy lights, nickelback and pumpkin spiced lattes... Yeah she is pretty basic.
- I think my mirror is broken I said pumpkin spice latte 3 times in front of it and no white girl in yoga pants appeared.
- Center for Disease Control: overconsumption of beta-carotene linked to dangerous rise in pH of blood In other words, pumpkin spice lattes make you basic.
- What did the white girl say when she found out pumpkin spice lattes were considered basic? "My whole life is a lye!"
- What do you get when you cross astronomy and cosmology with a dyslexic girl at starbucks? Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte
- I heard someone call pumpkin spice lattes basic... but they are wrong, lattes have a pH below 7
- A yoga pants owner, an uggs owner, and an iphone owner walks into a starbucks She orders a drink - Pumpkin Spice Latte
- What do Starbucks customers that can't go through the drive thru get on their pumpkin spice latte? No whip.
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Pumpkin Latte One Liners
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- Why do I add baking soda to my pumpkin spice lattes? To make them even more basic.
- I created a robot that serves me pumpkin spice lattes... Naturally, I coded in BASIC
- IPAs are just pumpkin spiced lattes for white men That is all
- A pumpkin spice latte is like pure sodium hydroxide. They're both extremely basic.
- What grows when you plant a pumpkin spice latte and water it with v**...? A sorority.
Pumpkin Latte Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about pumpkin latte you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pumpkin latte pranks.
You know how Jesus can turn water into wine
His skeleton can turn water into Pumpkin Spice Latte
Basic Foods
My girlfriend has been getting canker sores, so she went to the doctor. The doctor said," Have you been eating many acidic foods lately?" She said," Yes I've been eating a fair amount of tangerines everyday." The doctor replied," I recommend more basic foods in your diet. Try to have at least one Pumpkin Spice Latte a day."
Tried to spike my pumpkin spice latte with l**... and it exploded
That's what happens when you mix acid and basic