The Best 3 Pumpin Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Pumpin jokes. There are some pumpin movin jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these pumpin feelin puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Pumpin Jokes and Puns

Pumping up his stomach

A little boy walks in on his parents having sex and the mother throws on a robe and rushes him out of the room. "I was just hopping on daddy's big belly to make it smaller" she says, but the little boy tells her "That's useless because every time you go shopping the neighbor lady comes and gets on her knees and blows it right back up!"

I was pumping gas and, a lady caught her arm on fire, police came and arrested her.

For possesion of a fire arm

I was pumping some iron in the gym yesterday,

when the trainer pointed out that the hole in the weights was supposed to be for attaching them to a bar.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the pumpin gym jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working pumpin thinkin piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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