Pumpin Jokes
3 pumpin jokes and hilarious pumpin puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pumpin that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Comical Pumpin Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter
What is a good pumpin joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Pumping up his stomach
A little boy walks in on his parents having s**... and the mother throws on a robe and rushes him out of the room. "I was just hopping on daddy's big belly to make it smaller" she says, but the little boy tells her "That's useless because every time you go shopping the neighbor lady comes and gets on her knees and blows it right back up!"
I was pumping gas and, a lady caught her arm on fire, police came and arrested her.
For possesion of a fire arm
I was pumping some iron in the gym yesterday,
when the trainer pointed out that the hole in the weights was supposed to be for attaching them to a bar.
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