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22 puma jokes and hilarious puma puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about puma that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Are you looking for a good laugh? Check out these hilarious Puma jokes about the cat that looks like a small lion. You'll have the shopkeepers at Adidas laughing out of the room!

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Funniest Puma Short Jokes

Short puma jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The puma humour may include short panther jokes also.

  1. I am really scared of encountering cougars when I go on a run If I ever saw one , I'd Puma Pants .
  2. All the big cats gathered for a game of poker. Why did the tiger lose? Because one of his opponents kept on lion. Another had a puma-nent poker face. But the real problem was the cheetah.
  3. What did the jungle cat say to the comedian in a packed laugh house? "Stop making me laugh, you are going to make me puma pants".
  4. Puma has created a smart shoe that ties itself via an app on your phone. Clever idea, but I feel devices like these lack sole.

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Puma One Liners

Which puma one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with puma? I can suggest the ones about jaguar and panda.

  1. I was hiking yesterday when suddenly I ran into a cougar Almost made me puma pants
  2. "What would you do if you came across a puma in the wild?" Try not to puma pants
  3. I love Puma pants I sometime Puma underwear too
  4. I saw a mountain lion the other day. Almost made me puma pants.
  5. A big cat escaped from its enclosure at the zoo yesterday. Almost made me puma pants.
  6. I met a mountain lion once ... ... He made me puma pants.
  7. What did Arnie say when he saw a jaguar? "It's not a puma!"
  8. What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path? Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.
  9. What are the smelliest pair of Pants? Puma pants
  10. Why did the puma get along with the other puma? He had a good sense of puma.
  11. What did the mountain lion say when it had to f**...? Puma finger.
Puma joke, What did the mountain lion say when it had to f**...?

Cheeky Puma Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity

What funny jokes about puma you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean leopard jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make puma pranks.

When I was a kid I had a penpal who lived in southeast Asia who worked in an athletic clothes sweatshop. I would send him gifts from America and he would send me different clothes he made at work. His name was Chen, but I called him Bean Burrito.

Because he made me puma pants.

Puma joke, What did Arnie say when he saw a jaguar?