The Best 16 Puma Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Puma jokes. There are some puma fang jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these puma cheetah puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Puma Jokes and Puns

I am really scared of encountering cougars when I go on a run

If I ever saw one , I'd Puma Pants .

I was hiking yesterday when suddenly I ran into a cougar

Almost made me puma pants

What did the mountain lion say when it had to fart?

Puma finger.

Puma joke, What did the mountain lion say when it had to fart?

"What would you do if you came across a puma in the wild?"

Try not to puma pants

I love Puma pants

I sometime Puma underwear too


I saw a mountain lion the other day.

Almost made me puma pants.

When I was a kid I had a penpal who lived in southeast Asia who worked in an athletic clothes sweatshop. I would send him gifts from America and he would send me different clothes he made at work. His name was Chen, but I called him Bean Burrito.

Because he made me puma pants.

Puma joke, When I was a kid I had a penpal who lived in southeast Asia who worked in an athletic clothes sweats

A big cat escaped from its enclosure at the zoo yesterday.

Almost made me puma pants.

What did the jungle cat say to the comedian in a packed laugh house?

"Stop making me laugh, you are going to make me puma pants".

I met a mountain lion once ...

... He made me puma pants.

What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.

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What did Arnie say when he saw a jaguar?

"It's not a puma!"

Puma has created a smart shoe that ties itself via an app on your phone.

Clever idea, but I feel devices like these lack sole.

There once lived a puma (mountain lion) in LA.

This particular cat never really identified herself as a puma, she really felt a closer affinity towards tigers. Being in LA, she convinced herself she could chase her dreams and set off on a journey to find herself and realise her identity.

After swimming across the seven seas, she finally got to India and roamed about the Sunderbans looking for a royal Bengal tiger. When she finally met one, she made her case, pleading the tiger to accept her as a part of the community and promising that she'd be a great tiger.

The tiger, a majestic male, thought about it for a few moments and said,

"No. You'll have to earn your stripes."

What are the smelliest pair of Pants?

Puma pants

What should I do if I come across a puma in the wild?

Try not to puma pants

Puma joke, What should I do if I come across a puma in the wild?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the puma tiger jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working puma den piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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