Pulp Jokes

Following is our collection of mercilessly puns and fiction one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Pulp jokes for adults, dirty slovak jokes and clean smurfette dad gags for kids.

The Best Pulp Puns

What is the highest religious authority among oranges called?

The Pulp.

What do you get when rubbing two oranges together

Pulp friction

What kind of books do fruit read?

Pulp Fiction

What do you call a made-up orange?

Pulp Fiction!

What's an oranges' favorite movie?

Pulp Fiction.


What do you call a movie about artificial orange juice?

Pulp Fiction

What are stories about oranges?

Pulp Fiction

What's the difference between the Emoji Movie and Pulp Fiction?

Nazi's didn't start running around a month after Pulp Fiction.

What do you call it when the Annoying Orange tells lies?

Pulp Fiction

What is created when you rub two oranges together?

Pulp Friction

One time there was an Irishman who got so drunk

He kissed his wife and beat the Pope's foot to a pulp with a coal shovel


How does Samuel L Jackson create fire with an orange?

He uses Pulp Friction

Y'know when the carton says "pulp free" but then it has some pulp anyway?

Pulp Fiction

What do you call fake orange juice?

Pulp Fiction

Remember the guy who played in the deer hunter, and pulp fiction. Christopher something or other.

Anyway, I heard he's opening a new hospital. I think they're going to call it the Walken clinic.

What do you call it when orange juice lies about the amount of pulp it has?

Pulp fiction

Why do they call OJ Simpson OJ ?

Because he beats women to a pulp.

An orange juice factory decides to host a movie night..

They will be screening Pulp Fiction

What did Lorde say to her sister when, seven minutes and fifty-five seconds into watching Pulp Fiction, they were kidnapped by an evil warlock who said that he would turn them into the last food they heard someone else talk about, and she asked Lorde for reassurance that everything would be okay?

"We will never be Royales."


I was watching Pulp Fiction again and...

...my flatmate pops in and says, " Why are you watching this again?, you have seen it a thousand times already."

"Just for the gags"

(Sorry if you've seen this before, my friend told it to me)

I wish I could stop quoting Bruce Willis movies.
I guess that old habits... pulp fiction.

Turns out Parmesan cheese could be as much as 60% wood pulp...

Which is why you should always go camping with Italians. As long as they stay regular you'll have kindling for fire.

What's a flamboyantly gay horse's favorite food?!

Likely a mixture of things like grains, seeds, and beet pulp.

Why are cops not good dentists?

When it's white, they ignore it
When it's yellow, they ignore it
When it's a bit brown, they ignore it
But when they see the black of a cavity they beat it to a pulp

Have you seen the movie about Samuel L. Jackson eating an orange?

It's called Pulp Fiction.

Short Irish Joke

There once was an Irishman who got so drunk while he was in Rome that he kissed his wife and beat the Pope's foot to a pulp with a coal shovel.

Got beaten to a pulp by a sensitive cyclops

All I said was "What's up, Big Guy?"

Allegedly, OJ Simpson was often beaten while in prison

I only wonder if it was to a pulp or no pulp

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