Pulp Jokes

48 pulp jokes and hilarious pulp puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pulp that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

This article is all about those 'Pulp Jokes' that keep you laughing and cringing simultaneously. From 'Flesh' to 'Stiff', join us on a journey through some of the most popular and mercilessly funny Pulp Fiction jokes to date.

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Funniest Pulp Short Jokes

Short pulp jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pulp humour may include short gums jokes also.

  1. My wife said she would leave me if I don't stop comparing everything to Bruce Willis movies, but you know what they say about old habits... They Pulp Fiction.
  2. I have an addiction to making references to random Bruce Willis movie titles. People have tried to help me stop but you know what they say. Old habits... Pulp Fiction
  3. What do you get when you cross an orange with Quentin Tarantino? Pulp Fiction
    Credit to the movie The Starving Games
  4. One time there was an Irishman who got so drunk He kissed his wife and beat the Pope's foot to a pulp with a coal shovel
  5. Remember the guy who played in the deer hunter, and pulp fiction. Christopher something or other. Anyway, I heard he's opening a new hospital. I think they're going to call it the Walken clinic.
  6. I was watching Pulp Fiction again and... flatmate pops in and says, " Why are you watching this again?, you have seen it a thousand times already."
    "Just for the gags"
  7. An orange juice factory decides to host a movie night.. They will be screening Pulp Fiction
  8. Allegedly, OJ Simpson was often beaten while in prison I only wonder if it was to a pulp or no pulp
  9. (Sorry if you've seen this before, my friend told it to me) I wish I could stop quoting Bruce Willis movies.
    I guess that old habits... pulp fiction.
  10. Turns out Parmesan cheese could be as much as 60% wood pulp... Which is why you should always go camping with Italians. As long as they stay regular you'll have kindling for fire.

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Pulp One Liners

Which pulp one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pulp? I can suggest the ones about paper and tissue.

  1. What is the highest religious authority among oranges called? The Pulp.
  2. What do you get when rubbing two oranges together Pulp friction
  3. What kind of books do fruit read? Pulp Fiction
  4. What do you call a made-up orange? Pulp Fiction!
  5. What's an oranges' favorite movie? Pulp Fiction.
  6. What do you call a movie about artificial orange juice? Pulp Fiction
  7. What do you call an incorrectly labeled bottle of orange juice? Pulp fiction
  8. What are stories about oranges? Pulp Fiction
  9. What do you call it when the Annoying Orange tells lies? Pulp Fiction
  10. What is created when you rub two oranges together? Pulp Friction
  11. How does Samuel L Jackson create fire with an orange? He uses Pulp Friction
  12. Y'know when the carton says "pulp free" but then it has some pulp anyway? Pulp Fiction
  13. Why do they call OJ Simpson OJ ? Because he beats women to a pulp.
  14. What do you call it when orange juice lies about the amount of pulp it has? Pulp fiction
  15. What do you call fake orange juice? Pulp Fiction

Pulp Fiction Jokes

Here is a list of funny pulp fiction jokes and even better pulp fiction puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Have you seen the movie about Samuel L. Jackson eating an orange? It's called Pulp Fiction.
  • What happens when u mix an orange with quin tarantino Pulp fiction
  • What do you call unrealistic standards for oranges? Pulp Fiction.
  • What's an orange's favorite type of book? Pulp fiction!
  • I know a good story about juice.. .. It's pulp fiction.
  • What do you call it if you download "Pulp Fiction" Illegally? Quentin TORRENTino
  • What do you call a type of orange juice in a literary novel? Pulp Fiction
  • What's the difference between the Emoji Movie and Pulp Fiction? n**...'s didn't start running around a month after Pulp Fiction.
Pulp joke, What's the difference between the Emoji Movie and Pulp Fiction?

Ridiculous Pulp Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter

What funny jokes about pulp you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean palm jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pulp pranks.

The orange juice complained to his therapist that no one wanted to drink him because he had too much pulp.

He was so depressed that he wanted to throw himself from the highest refrigerated shelf.
Try to restrain yourself, said the therapist.

What did Lorde say to her sister when, seven minutes and fifty-five seconds into watching Pulp Fiction, they were kidnapped by an evil warlock who said that he would turn them into the last food they heard someone else talk about, and she asked Lorde for reassurance that everything would be okay?

"We will never be Royales."

Pulp joke, What did Lorde say to her sister when, seven minutes and fifty-five seconds into watching Pulp Ficti