The Best 6 Pullin Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Pullin jokes. There are some pullin reattached jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these pullin hangin puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Pullin Jokes and Puns

I kept pulling the string from my Christmas hat and now its half the size

Oops, wrong thread

Pulling Together

A guy drives into a ditch, but luckily, a farmer is there to help. He hitches his horse, Buddy, up to the car and yells, "Pull, Nellie, pull!" Buddy doesn't move.

"Pull, Buster, pull!" Buddy doesn't budge.

"Pull, Coco, pull!" Nothing.

Then the farmer says, "Pull, Buddy, pull!" And the horse drags the car out of the ditch.

Curious, the motorist asks the farmer why he kept calling his horse by the wrong name. "Buddy's blind," said the farmer. "And if he thought he was the only one pulling, he wouldn't even try."

Pulling back the foreskin should have a better name

Unsheathing the baby maker, for example

Why is pulling out 100% effective for superman?

They never survive the 1000ft fall to earth.

(Thanks Drawn Together)

Pulling out of a parking space, I asked my wife, "Are there any cars coming?"

"No" she said.
As I got onto the road she added "Just a lorry"


Pulling knobs opens doors

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the pullin drivin jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working pullin sayin piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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