Pulled Pork Jokes
32 pulled pork jokes and hilarious pulled pork puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pulled pork that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Pulled Pork Short Jokes
Short pulled pork jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pulled pork humour may include short pork jokes also.
- What did Tommy Wiseau say to his wife when she was making pulled pork? You're tearing meat apart Lisa!
- Roast beef and pork are both pulled from the oven The pork says to the beef, "we meat again".
(Courtesy of my 8 year old) - Why doesn't Louis C.K. grill by himself? Because he likes it when people watch him pull his pork.
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Pulled Pork One Liners
Which pulled pork one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pulled pork? I can suggest the ones about pork chop and smoked meat.
- What do you get when you play tug of war with a pig? Pulled pork.
- What do you call a pig with a torn hamstring? Pulled Pork!
- What do you call a pig on a leash? Pulled Pork
- What do you call a pig who just nutted? Pulled pork
- What is David Cameron's favourite food? Pulled pork
- Pigs If you toss off a pig, does that make it pulled pork?
- TIFU by handing a pulled pork sandwich to my Muslim friend. drat, wrong sub!
- What Do You Call A Fat Girl Doing Yoga? Pulled pork.
- What do you call a police officer who has just finished m**...? Pulled pork!
- Why do pigs have a ring through their nose? To make pulled pork.
- What do you get when you j**... a pig? Pulled pork.
- what do you call it when a cop goes to a rub n tug? Pulled pork
Pulled Pork Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about pulled pork you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean barbecue jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pulled pork pranks.
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Pulled Pork
A Muslim Imam, after years of adherence to the Quran, begins to wonder what pork taste like...
He confesses this temptation to his wife who reaffirms that pork is strictly forbidden by their faith.
One evening, however, he gives in to his curiosity and buys a pulled pork slider on his way back from work. He finds a quiet bench in a nearby park and prepares to take a bite of his sandwich when, out of nowhere, his wife appears and begins to shout at him.
"I told you that this is wrong!" she screams. "Why are you doing this?!!"
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"Why?" replies the man, "I DO IT FOR HARAM BAE"
Italian and a Rabbi are riding on a train together...
They get acquainted, and at one point the Italian takes some sausage out of his bag and offers some to his companion.
Rabbi asks, "Is it made from pork?"
"Yes", replies the Italian.
"Well then, I can't eat it. It's not kosher. God's law."
The Italian shrugs and eats the sausage, then pulls out a bottle of wine, offering some.
Rabbi looks at the bottle and says, "It's not kosher, I can't drink it. God's law."
Italian says, "Wow your god is strict. What if there was nothing kosher around to eat or drink?"
Rabbi replies, "Well, he makes exceptions in situations of life and death."
With that, the Italian points a gun at the rabbi and says, "Drink the wine or I'll blow your head off!!"
Rabbi grabs the bottle, and with a very annoyed look on his face, downs the rest of it.
"Please don't be upset with me. I just wanted you to have some wine", says the Italian.
Rabbi says, "Of course I'm upset! Where was the gun when you had some sausage left?!?"
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Italian guy meets a rabbi on a train...
They chat for a while, and soon the Italian pulls some sausage out of his pack and offers some to the rabbi.
"Is it made of pork?", he asks.
"Yes", replies the Italian.
"Well then I can't eat it. It's not kosher. God's law."
A little while later, the Italian cracks a bottle of wine and offers the rabbi some.
Rabbi looks at the bottle. "Thanks, but it's not kosher. God's law"
Italian says, "Your god is very strict. What would happen if there was nothing kosher to eat or drink?"
"God makes exceptions in cases of life and death", replies the rabbi.
At this, the Italian pulls out a p**..., points it at the rabbi's head and says, "Drink the wine!" The rabbi, with a very annoyed expression, complies, taking a nice long sip.
The Italian apologizes. "I just wanted you to have a taste of the wine."
Rabbi glares at him and replies, "Where was the gun when you had some sausage left?"
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A Vampire walks into a bar and asks for a...
...a pint of blood and some crisps.
Barmaid replies sorry we dont do blood here, only crisps.
"Ah thats ok I'll have the crisps" replies the Vampire - he pays for them and sits down.
A second Vampire walks in and asks for the pint of blood and some peanuts. Again the barmaid tells him there's no blood, just peanuts . Like the first vampire he takes the peanuts and sits next to the first.
A third Vampire walks in and asks the barmaid for a pint of water and some pork scratchings. the barmaid gives the vampire what he asks for and sits down next to the other two.
"Water?! whats wrong with you!? why not blood?!" asks the first vampire
"Oh thats easy!" replies number three. He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a used t**.... "Never heard of a T-bag?"