The Best 11 Pulled Muscle Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Pulled Muscle jokes. There are some pulled muscle speedometer jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these pulled muscle mph puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Pulled Muscle Jokes and Puns

I was trying to pull a girl in a bar, so I asked her 'What part of my body is as long as your thigh, contains over 120 muscles, and is an anagram of "pensi"?'

It was as she pulled my pants down in the bedroom five minutes later that I revealed the answer was my spine.

I pulled a muscle digging for gold...

It's just a miner injury.

Being a bachelor is dangerous. I pulled a groin muscle while getting out of bed.

Over and over and over....

Pulled Muscle joke, Being a bachelor is dangerous. I pulled a groin muscle while getting out of bed.

I pulled a muscle masturbating...

I know, I know; you're not supposed to put the punchline in the title.

I went to a sea-themed disco the other day..

I pulled a muscle.

Why did the prawn leave the night club early?

Because he pulled a muscle.

Saw this outside my local fishmongers.

What happen when you pull a muscle?

You start tendon to it.

Now, don't go breaking any bones, even though I know you are cracking up at this.

Pulled Muscle joke, What happen when you pull a muscle?

Did you hear about the oyster who went to the ball?

He pulled a muscle

I went to a seafood disco

i pulled a muscle

Did you hear about the clam that went to a disco?

He pulled a muscle

Why did the prawn leave the nightclub? Because he pulled a muscle.

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