The Best 12 Pulled Muscle Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Pulled Muscle jokes. There are some pulled muscle speedometer jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these pulled muscle muscle man puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Pulled Muscle Jokes and Puns

I was trying to pull a girl in a bar, so I asked her 'What part of my body is as long as your thigh, contains over 120 muscles, and is an anagram of "pensi"?'

It was as she pulled my pants down in the bedroom five minutes later that I revealed the answer was my spine.

I pulled a muscle digging for gold...

It's just a miner injury.

Being a bachelor is dangerous. I pulled a groin muscle while getting out of bed.

Over and over and over....

I pulled a muscle masturbating...

I know, I know; you're not supposed to put the punchline in the title.

I went to a sea-themed disco the other day..

I pulled a muscle.


Why did the prawn leave the night club early?

Because he pulled a muscle.

Saw this outside my local fishmongers.

When Little Johnny grew out of diapers, his dad had to teach him how to pee like a man...

"Listen here, son, this is how you do it," says Daddy.

1. Unzip your pants

2. Pull out your equipment

3. Pull back your foreskin

4. Relax the muscle that's holding in the pee

5. Push back your foreskin

6. Put your equipment back,

7. Zip back up.

Later that day Johnny's sister, Little Jane, runs up to her dad exasperated. "Daddy, Daddy! Johnny's hogging the bathroom!" "That's fine," responds Daddy, "he's learning how to pee like a man." "No he's not!" yells Jane. "He's just in there shouting, 'Three, five, three, five, three, five..."

Pulled Muscle joke, When Little Johnny grew out of diapers, his dad had to teach him how to pee like a man...

Did you hear about the oyster who went to the ball?

He pulled a muscle

I went to a seafood disco

i pulled a muscle

What happen when you pull a muscle?

You start tendon to it.

Now, don't go breaking any bones, even though I know you are cracking up at this.

Did you hear about the clam that went to a disco?

He pulled a muscle

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Why did the prawn leave the nightclub? Because he pulled a muscle.

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