Pulled Groin Jokes
8 pulled groin jokes and hilarious pulled groin puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pulled groin that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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My Gramps just passed away. This was his favorite joke to tell.
*Sorry for the meta of this, I'm still reeling a little. I post two or three (or ten--sorry for breaking rules) jokes on this sub every day. A lot of them are simply awful, but they're all original, and my Gramps was a huge inspiration for me becoming a comedy "writer." But this is an old joke, and he loved to tell it every time I saw him. He knew quite a few others too, but this was always my favorite.*
A man is out on a golf course, when he hears someone shout "FORE!"
He looks this way and that but doesn't see the ball, until *WHACK!* He shouts and curses and moans, holding both hands over his c**....
"Oh, you poor thing!" a woman cries, running over to assist him. She gets on her knees and starts to rub his groin with her hands. "Is that better?"
He shakes his head, so she pulls his pants down and starts rubbing it in earnest. After a few minutes, she smiles and says, "That seemed to help a lot!"
"Oh, it was wonderful!" he says. "But the ball hit my thumb!"
*
After the Seahawks game, a reporter went to interview a banged-up player, who had two black eyes.
The reporter said, "You look terrible - what happened to you?"
The player said, "I pulled a groin."
The reporter asks, "You have two black eyes - how did that happen if you pulled a groin?"
The guy responds, "Not mine - someone else's."
I lost my college football scholarship in the very first game this weekend, for pulling a groin.
Not mine, someone else's.
Being a bachelor is dangerous. I pulled a groin muscle while getting out of bed.
Over and over and over....
I pulled my groin the other day..
.. It felt so good, I pulled it one more time.
Guy walks into work Monday morning with a black eye
His friend says to him, "What happened this weekend???"
Guy says, "I pulled a groin."
Friend says, "Pulled a groin? Why the black eye?"
Guy says, "It wasn't mine... it was someone else's."
When I got up this morning, I pulled my groin.
It felt so good, I pulled it again.
I pulled a groin muscle getting out of bed this morning...
over and over and over.....
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