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What do you call when a Programmer pukes at IHop?
A Stack Overflow
a man orders a shot at a bar...
the bartender is feeling nice and offers to give him one for free. the man declines saying,
"sorry i'll blow chunks if i take that"
"oh come on, live a little" says the bartender, "everyone pukes once in a while"
"no, you don't understand" says the man, "chunks is my dog"
What do you call a baby that never cries or pukes on its parents?
Dearly departed.
My GF pukes on me when she drinks too much.
I a**... her as well.
What do you get when a camel pukes in the desert?
A hot mess.
A man walks into a diner that claims to have the best chili in the world
He sits down at the counter and asks for a bowl of chili. The waitress responds "Sorry but the man next to you got our last bowl."
He looks over at the man and he's just sitting there not eating. He asks the man "Are you going to eat that or what?"
The man slides the bowl over to him and says "All yours"
The man starts chowing down until his spoon hits something in the chili, he looks down and sees a dead mouse and immediately pukes all of the chili back into the bowl.
The other man says "Yeah thats about as far as I got too."
A guy sits down in a diner and asks for a bowl of hot chili..
A guy sits down in a diner and asks for a bowl of hot chili... Long The waitress says, "Sorry, but the guy next to you got the last bowl".
He looks over and sees that the guy's finished his meal, but the bowl of chili is still full. He asks, "Are you going to eat that chili?"
The other guy says, "No. Help yourself". He slides the bowl of chili over and starts to eat. When he gets about half way down, his spoon hits something. He looks down sees a dead mouse and immediately pukes all the chili back into the bowl.
The other guy says, "Yeah, that's about as far as l got, too"
A man sits down in a diner and asks for a bowl of hot chili...
The waitress says, "Sorry, but the guy next to you got the last bowl".
He looks over and sees that the guy's finished his meal, but the bowl of chili is still full. He asks, "Are you going to eat that chili?"
The other guy says, "No. Help yourself".
He slides the bowl of chili over and starts to eat. When he gets about half way down, his spoon hits something. He looks down sees a dead mouse and immediately pukes all the chili back into the bowl.
The other guy says, "Yeah, that's about as far as I got, too".
When a chicken pukes at a party...
is that called a PARTY FOWL???
Dry cleaning
A drunk in a bar pukes all over his new shirt.
He says "I puked on my shirt again. If the wife finds out, she is gonna kill me."
"Not to worry",says the bartender as he sticks a $20 bill in the drunk's pocket. "Just tell her someone puked on you and gave you some cash to cover the cleaning bill." So the drunk goes home and tells his wife about the guy who puked on him and gave him $20. She reaches into his pocket and finds two twenties. "Why are there two twenties?" she asks. The drunk replies, "Oh, yeah, he crapped in my pants, too."
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