The Best 10 Puked Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Puked jokes. There are some puked ate jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these puked rotten puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Puked Jokes and Puns

New machine at the gym

There is a new machine at the gym. It's truly awesome! I almost puked after an hour, it really has it all.

Cookies, chocolate bars, chips, sodas.

Last weekend my dad caught me smoking a cigarette and for punishment made me smoke until I puked.

This weekend I made sure he caught me in bed with my girlfriend.

Tom and his buddy got drunk

Tom took it too far and puked on his shirt.
"Oh no! My wife will kill me she hates when i drink"
"Dont worry. Take this 20$ bill and tell her someone else puked on you and gave you the money for the cleaning."

So it was done.

Tom went home and his wife starts nagging and screaming to poor Tom.

"No honey someone puked on me and gave me 20 bucks for the cleaning. See?"

"And what is the second bill for?"

"Oh someone crapped in my pants too."

Puked joke, Tom and his buddy got drunk

My son puked all over the bar on his 18th yesterday

But then again, 18 shots of tequila are pretty much for a 7 year old.

A long-neck giraffe is eating with a rabbit in the forest

... and then the giraffe brags, "Bet you are really envious of my long neck. When I'm eating, delicious food usually lingers in my throat and oh my, the taste, the scent, that feels really good!"

The rabbit swallows a mouthful real fast and then asks,

"Have you ever puked?"


I nearly puked on my girlfriend, but she moved out of the way just in time

She ducked my sick

A guy had an eagle. One day it was sick. It puked everywhere and wouldn't stop. Worried, the guy called the vet. Instead of the vet, the cops came and took it away.

Cos it was Ill-eagle.

Puked joke, A guy had an eagle. One day it was sick. It puked everywhere and wouldn't stop. Worried, the guy cal

My dad came home drunk last night and started telling me jokes. They all sucked, but as he was telling the last joke he puked up on the punchline.

It was the sickest joke I've ever heard!

Wife calls her mother in-law and asks her "If your baby puked and pooped, who should it clean it up?" Mother in-law yells "the mother!"

Wife - "Then come clean up your drunk son!"

They asked me for my feedback in a restaurant.

I puked on the plate.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the puked pours jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working puked shat piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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