Pug Jokes
19 pug jokes and hilarious pug puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pug that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Make your friends, family, and colleagues laugh with these funny Pug jokes. Whether you're looking for a birthday Pug joke, a Pug Christmas joke, or a funny joke about Fifi, Champ, or any other Pug, you'll find it here.
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Funniest Pug Short Jokes
Short pug jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pug humour may include short champ jokes also.
- I bought a pug for my wife. Despite the bulging eyes, wrinkles and layers of fat, the pug seemed to like her.
- My wife really wanted a dog, so I bought her a pug. Despite the squashed nose, bulging eyes and rolls of fat, the dog really seems to like her.
- I bought my wife a pug recently Despite the flat nose, ugly wrinkles and bulging eyes, the pug likes my wife
- My DNA results came back 39% German, 27% Irish, 19% Beagle and 15% Pug. Turns out my dog licked my sample.
- I bought my wife a pug dog yesterday... Despite the bulging eyes, squashed face and rolls of fat, the dog seems to like her.
- Pete Townshend and Keith Moon were arrested last night after releasing 1000 pugs from a cosmetic company's testing facility. The Who let the dogs out.
- What sort of dog stops you from hearing? Ear pugs.
They work ok but they go in a bit ruff. - Imagine the disappointment when if a wolf knew it's descendant would be a pug That's how your grandpa feels when he sees your man bun
- Why does getting one small dog with a smushed up face lead to getting many more dogs? It's a gateway Pug
- Got the wife a Pug Dog yesterday, despite the squashed nose, bulging eyes and rolls of fat... the Dog seems to like her.
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Pug One Liners
Which pug one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pug? I can suggest the ones about armpit and bun.
- What do you do when you've finished giving the dog a bath? Pull the pug out.
- What do you call a Pug that has just become the boxing world champ? A pugilist.
- What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Pug? A pugilist!
- What did the sheep say when it was startled by a musical dog? Bah! Hum pug!
- I bought a pug for my wife She loved it inside her.
- Drugs are for Pugs... I mean just look at them...
- Scary Halloween pug!
Uproarious Pug Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time
What funny jokes about pug you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bah jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pug pranks.
The pug
A guy tells his buddy, "I got my wife a dog for her birthday."
His buddy asks, "What breed?"
"It's a pug, the guys says. "And, despite the squashed nose, the bulging eyes and the rolls of fat, the dog really seems to like her."
I was looking at myself in the mirror the other day while my wife was there
I said to her, 'my nose is getting bigger every day, so is my belly, I've got more wrinkles than a pug, I've got more hair coming out of my nose than I've got on my head, the skin on my neck is so loose I look like a turkey. I could really use a compliment.'
My wife said, 'your eyesight is absolutely perfect.'