Pug Dog Jokes
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My DNA results came back 39% German, 27% Irish, 19% Beagle and 15% Pug.
Turns out my dog licked my sample.
The pug
A guy tells his buddy, "I got my wife a dog for her birthday."
His buddy asks, "What breed?"
"It's a pug, the guys says. "And, despite the squashed nose, the bulging eyes and the rolls of fat, the dog really seems to like her."
Pete Townshend and Keith Moon were arrested last night after releasing 1000 pugs from a cosmetic company's testing facility.
The Who let the dogs out.
What sort of dog stops you from hearing?
Ear pugs.
They work ok but they go in a bit ruff.
Why does getting one small dog with a smushed up face lead to getting many more dogs?
It's a gateway Pug
What do you do when you've finished giving the dog a bath?
Pull the pug out.
What did the sheep say when it was startled by a musical dog?
Bah! Hum pug!
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