Puffs Jokes

No matter what kind of humour you're in the mood for, Cocoa Puffs jokes have the kind of funny quips that will make you laugh nervously, puff on your mast, and milk what's left in your glass of milk. From puns to pranks, caution is the key to these jokes! Enjoy the best of Cocoa Puffs jokes today.

Great Puffs Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends

So a chicken and an egg are lying in bed together.

The chicken slowly puffs on a cigarette as he radiates satisfaction. The frustrated egg turns to him and barks, "Well I guess that answers that question."

A man walks into a bar...

The bartender asks "Why the long face?"

The man replies "I just found out my wife is sleeping with another man. I've decided I'm going to drink myself to death."

The bartender looks shocked and says "I'm sorry I can't help you kill yourself."

The man asks "Well what would you do in my situation?"

The bartender puffs himself up a bit and says "If I found out a guy was sleeping with my wife I wouldn't sit around feeling sorry for myself, I'd kill the guy."

The man jumps up from his stool and shouts "That's a great idea! Thanks!" and runs out of the bar.

A couple hours goes by and the bartender is starting to get nervous when the man walks back into the bar with a smile on his face.

"Did you kill the guy?" The bartender asks nervously.

"Nope! I slept with your wife. Whiskey please."

What are the most racist jokes you know?

There were 3 car accidents in Mexico 70 people died.

What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool?
Coco puffs.

Its not a profession.

Two people meet at a bar and start talking about work.
The first person says 'so mate, what do you do for a living?'
The second, aroggently puffs out his chest and full of pride says with a smirk 'I sir happen to be an artist'
To which the first person reply's 'hey that's ironic I'm unemployed as well!'

j**... sat proudly on his hazey steed

"Look at this!" He said, "I gave my horse a few puffs of the good herb, and he still managed to climb this towering mountain!"

"Get off your high horse, j**...." I replied.

What does the Big Bad Wolf do to get high?

He huffs and he puffs.

TIL the creator of Corn Pops also invented Cocoa Puffs, Frosted Flakes, Froot Loops, and Apple Jacks

His tombstone just says "cereal entrepreneur"

Puffs joke, TIL the creator of Corn Pops also invented Cocoa Puffs, Frosted Flakes, Froot Loops, and Apple Jacks

This summer was driving down the highway when it saw police lights flashing in its rear view window...

It, being the good summer it is, pulls over and the cop approaches its car window. The officer leans in and says, Summer, do you know fast you were going?

Summer, without hesitation, lights a cigarette and puffs, I don't know, Sir. Too fast?

What's the best way to eat Reese's puffs?


What's the most oxymoronic job ever?

Well, I've never had a p**... blow puffs of air on my Johnson...

What is a autocoprophagy's favorite cereal?

f**... puffs

You can explore puffs cautiously reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean puffs grabs dad jokes. There are also puffs puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

What's the difference between Sonny the Cuckoo Bird and a Hawaiian m**... addict?

Ones cuckoo for coco puffs and the other goes cuckoo for coconuts

Remember that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes that make girls laugh. Many of the puffs rolls puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When a joke goes too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke becomes inappropriate.

We suggest you to use only working puffs cocoa puffs piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and make them laugh.

Joko Jokes