Puffs Jokes

29 puffs jokes and hilarious puffs puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about puffs that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

No matter what kind of humour you're in the mood for, Cocoa Puffs jokes have the kind of funny quips that will make you laugh nervously, puff on your mast, and milk what's left in your glass of milk. From puns to pranks, caution is the key to these jokes! Enjoy the best of Cocoa Puffs jokes today.

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Funniest Puffs Short Jokes

Short puffs jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The puffs humour may include short huff jokes also.

  1. What are the most racist jokes you know? There were 3 car accidents in Mexico 70 people died.
    What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool?
    Coco puffs.
  2. TIL Dolphins deliberately get high on the nerve toxins of puffer fish by chewing on them and passing it around Talk about 'puff puff pass', amirite?
  3. Row row row your boat Roll roll roll your joint. Twist it at the end. Take a puff and that's enough. Now pass it to a friend.
  4. TIL the creator of Corn Pops also invented Cocoa Puffs, Frosted Flakes, Froot Loops, and Apple Jacks His tombstone just says "cereal entrepreneur"
  5. I think, therefore I am. Rene Descartes is sitting in a bar, having a drink. The bartender asks
    him if he would like another.
    I think not, he says, and vanishes in a puff of smoke.
  6. What do you call a flattering, biased story about Sean Diddy Combs? A Puff (daddy) piece
  7. Ol McDonald had a farm, E I E I O. And on that farm he grew some crops. D E A Don't know!
    And a puff puff there,
    And a puff puff here,
    There a puff, here a puff,
    Everywhere a puff puff!
  8. Did you hear Donkey Kong died?..... Me: Did you hear Donkey Kong died?
    You: Diddy?
    Me: NO, DONKEY!
    Me: Did you hear Puff Daddy died?
    You: Diddy?
    Me: YEAH.
  9. I just thought of a gay pick up line... "Would you be the Puff Daddy to my Biggie Smalls?"
  10. What's the most oxymoronic job ever? Well, I've never had a p**... blow puffs of air on my Johnson...

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Puffs One Liners

Which puffs one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with puffs? I can suggest the ones about bubbles and muffins.

  1. What does the Big Bad Wolf do to get high? He huffs and he puffs.
  2. How do you make an apple puff? Chase it round the garden
  3. What do you call a bunch of bald black guys in a pool? Coco-Puffs
  4. What's the best way to eat Reese's puffs? Witherspoon
  5. What Harry Potter house was the Big Bad Wolf in? Huffle puff!
  6. What is fat, has no brain, and coated in an orange substance? a Cheeto puff
  7. How do you make a cheese puff? Chase it around the block.
  8. What do you call a gay baker? Puff pastry.
  9. *puff puff* where do aliens get their food? *puff puff*
    The grocery star
  10. Why does Puff Daddy have nice hair? Because Sean Combs.
  11. Sam sung a song, and PUFF! An apple materialized!
  12. What snake do get when cross a calculator with a steam engine? A puff-adder
  13. I need a high resolution photo of Puff Daddy... ... so I can make my 1080P. Diddy joke.
  14. Pac-man walks into Pizzeria... and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.
  15. What do you call a rapper who likes honey for breakfast? Sugar Puff Daddy

Puffs joke, What do you call a rapper who likes honey for breakfast?

Great Puffs Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends

What funny jokes about puffs you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean pudding jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make puffs pranks.

So a chicken and an egg are lying in bed together.

The chicken slowly puffs on a cigarette as he radiates satisfaction. The frustrated egg turns to him and barks, "Well I guess that answers that question."

A man walks into a bar...

The bartender asks "Why the long face?"
The man replies "I just found out my wife is sleeping with another man. I've decided I'm going to drink myself to death."
The bartender looks shocked and says "I'm sorry I can't help you kill yourself."
The man asks "Well what would you do in my situation?"
The bartender puffs himself up a bit and says "If I found out a guy was sleeping with my wife I wouldn't sit around feeling sorry for myself, I'd kill the guy."
The man jumps up from his stool and shouts "That's a great idea! Thanks!" and runs out of the bar.
A couple hours goes by and the bartender is starting to get nervous when the man walks back into the bar with a smile on his face.
"Did you kill the guy?" The bartender asks nervously.
"Nope! I slept with your wife. Whiskey please."

Its not a profession.

Two people meet at a bar and start talking about work.
The first person says 'so mate, what do you do for a living?'
The second, aroggently puffs out his chest and full of pride says with a smirk 'I sir happen to be an artist'
To which the first person reply's 'hey that's ironic I'm unemployed as well!'

j**... sat proudly on his hazey steed

"Look at this!" He said, "I gave my horse a few puffs of the good herb, and he still managed to climb this towering mountain!"
"Get off your high horse, j**...." I replied.

This summer was driving down the highway when it saw police lights flashing in its rear view window...

It, being the good summer it is, pulls over and the cop approaches its car window. The officer leans in and says, Summer, do you know fast you were going?
Summer, without hesitation, lights a cigarette and puffs, I don't know, Sir. Too fast?

What is a autocoprophagy's favorite cereal?

f**... puffs

What's the difference between Sonny the Cuckoo Bird and a Hawaiian m**... addict?

Ones cuckoo for coco puffs and the other goes cuckoo for coconuts

The Kuala and the Lizard

So this Koala is sitting in a tree smoking a spliff. Small lizard walks by and ask the Koala what he's doing. Koala says "Having a spliff man, come up and have a few puffs..."
So up the lizard goes, but after a few drags he's thirsty. Koala says "No problem little dude, just little bit down the road there's a river, go have a drink."
So off the lizard goes, but when he gets to the river he is so s**... he falls into the river onto the crocodiles nose. Crocodile squints at the lizard, says " Hey man, what's up with you, why you falling all over the place?"
Lizard says "Man you won't believe this but there's a Koala in the tree smoking a spliff, I had a few drags now I'm s**....
Crocodile, thinks, heck I've got to go see this. So he puts the lizard down and goes to look for the Koala. Doesn't take long he finds him. So he shouts to the Koala, " Hey Koala, what you doing up there...?"
Koala looks down at him and frowns and says " Sjees dude, how much water did you drink...?!

A little boy, his mother and his father are at a circus watching the elephants...

When the little boy notices something hanging between the elephants legs. He asks 'mommy, what's that hanging between the elephants legs?'
His mother says 'oh, it's nothing'
The little boy turns to his father and says 'daddy, what's that hanging between the elephants legs?'
'that, son' says his dad, 'is a p**...'
The boy thinks for a moment before asking, 'then why did mommy say it was nothing?'
The father puffs up with pride and says 'because I've spoiled that woman, son'

Puffs joke, A little boy, his mother and his father are at a circus watching the elephants...