The Best 24 Puff Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Puff jokes. There are some puff fumes jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these puff huff puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Puff Jokes and Puns

Row row row your boat

Roll roll roll your joint. Twist it at the end. Take a puff and that's enough. Now pass it to a friend.

An angel appears in a puff of smoke to a man and says to him, "Because you have lived a good and virtuous life, I can offer you a gift: you can be the most handsome man in the world, or you can have infinite wisdom, or you can have limitless wealth." Reflecting, the man says, "I'll take the wisdom"

"Wisdom is yours," says the angel, disappearing in another puff.
The smoke is barely clear before the man thinks, "I should have taken the money."

The Magic Mirror

In this public toilet, there's this magic mirror. Whenever you say something untruthful you disappear.

A red head walks into the toilets and says "I think I have the best legs in the world" and puff...she's gone.

Next a brunette walks into the toilets and says "I think I have the most sexist eyes" and puff...she's gone

Finally a blonde walks into the toilets and says "I think..." and puff she's gone! Hope u like it :D, at ten likes i'll do another

Puff joke, The Magic Mirror

The Magic Mirror

In this public toilet, there's this magic mirror. Whenever you say something untruthful you disappear.

A red head walks into the toilets and says "I think I have the best legs in the world" and puff...she's gone.

Next a brunette walks into the toilets and says "I think I have the most sexist eyes" and puff...she's gone

Finally a blonde walks into the toilets and says "I think..." and puff she's gone!

Descartes in the Bar

RenΓ© Descartes is sitting in a bar, drinking and going on and on to other customers about philosophy. He goes on and on into the night getting drunker.

The bartender asks Descartes if he'll have another drink.

"I think not," he replies and disappears in a puff of logic.


A Blonde, A Brunette and an Asian were stuck on an Island...

and a genie came out and said, "each one of you have to tell me a truth, if you lie, I will make you disappear!"

The Asian proceeded to say, "I think I am the prettiest girl in the whole world!"

Puff! She disappeared.

The Brunette then said, "I think I am the prettiest girl in the whole world!"

Puff! She disappeared.

The Blonde, having witnessed this, got scared and nervously said, "I think..."

Puff!

I used to hide my ex-girlfriend's asthma inhaler...

Because my neighbors thought i was a total stallion. They used to hear her all night... *HUFF PUFF WHEEZE* "GIVE IT TO ME!" *HUFF PUFF WHEEZE* "GIVE IT TO ME!"

Boom.

Puff joke, I used to hide my ex-girlfriend's asthma inhaler...

A computer programmer was sitting at home with his wife.

He takes a cigarette out of his pocket, lights it, and takes a puff.
His wife looks at him angrily and says,
"You really need to stop doing that. Can't you see the warning on the box? It says 'hazardous to health!'"
The programmer takes another puff of his cigarette and says,
"I'm a computer programmer. I don't care about warnings. I only care about errors."

Death comes upon you. What do you tell him?

A man is wandering through a film studio, when he suddenly hears a loud crack. He looks up, and almost in slow motion, he sees a giant set piece falling towards him.

With a silent puff, the Grim Reaper appears beside him. In a panic, he points and shouts:

"Sean Bean is over there! "

Inspired by a battlenet forum post for Hearthstone :)

Joe was heading towards the end of a round of golf...

...when hit his ball into the woods and found it in a patch of pretty, yellow buttercups. Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch.

All of a sudden, POOF! In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared.

She yelled, I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make those buttercups?

Just for doing what you have done, you won't have any butter for your popcorn for the rest of your life.

Better still, you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life.

As a matter of fact, you'll never have any butter for anything for the rest of your life!!!

Then POOF! she was gone!

After Joe recovered from the shock, he hollered for his friend, Bill, where are you?

Bill yells back, I'm over here in the pussywillows.

Joe shouts back, 'DON'T SWING, BILL. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T SWING !

I think, therefore I am.

Rene Descartes is sitting in a bar, having a drink. The bartender asks
him if he would like another.
I think not, he says, and vanishes in a puff of smoke.

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What did the puffer fish say to the sea anemone?

Stop being so closed off.

Did you hear Donkey Kong died?.....

Me: Did you hear Donkey Kong died?

You: Diddy?

Me: NO, DONKEY!

Also:

Me: Did you hear Puff Daddy died?

You: Diddy?

Me: YEAH.

Ol McDonald had a farm, E I E I O.

And on that farm he grew some crops. D E A Don't know!

And a puff puff there,
And a puff puff here,
There a puff, here a puff,
Everywhere a puff puff!

Old genie joke...

Three men find themselves stranded on a deserted island. After several years, despite their differences, they become close friends out of necessity. One day, they find an old lamp. On rubbing it clean, they release a genie who grants them each one wish.

"I wish to return to my old life!" Two of the men shout, disappearing in a puff of smoke.

The third man, a little slow, looks around at the empty island. Overcome by loneliness, he mutters, "I wish my friends were here."

How do you make a cheese puff?

Chase it around the block.

Puff joke, How do you make a cheese puff?

TIL Dolphins deliberately get high on the nerve toxins of puffer fish by chewing on them and passing it around

Talk about 'puff puff pass', amirite?

The tiny door to the magic castle was barely big enough to crawl through. It was carved with a half-lion, half-eagle, and guarded by a fearsome raven that would only allow you to pass if you breathed on its foot...

So basically you had to huff n puff on the raven claw then slither in the griffon door.

What is fat, has no brain, and coated in an orange substance?

a Cheeto puff


What do you call a flattering, biased story about Sean Diddy Combs?

A Puff (daddy) piece

How do you make an apple puff?

Chase it round the garden

What Harry Potter house was the Big Bad Wolf in?

Huffle puff!

What to pick

An angel appears in a puff of smoke to a man and says to him, "Because you have lived a good and virtuous life, I can offer you a gift: you can be the most handsome man in the world, or you can have infinite wisdom, or you can have limitless wealth." Reflecting, the man says, "I'll take the wisdom"

"Wisdom is yours," says the angel, disappearing in another puff. The smoke is barely clear before the man thinks, "I should have taken the money."

Me and the Devil

I was in church one Sunday when suddenly there was a flash of light, a puff of smoke, and the stench of sulphur. When the smoke cleared, there was the Devil standing in our midst. Everyone ran for the doors, but I just stayed in my seat.

The Devil said, "You know who I am, boy?"

"Yeah, i know you by your stink "

"Then why aren't you afraid of me?

I said, "Shit, i been married to you sister for 30 years."

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