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What do you call a flattering, biased story about Sean Diddy Combs?
A Puff (daddy) piece
Did you hear Donkey Kong died?.....
Me: Did you hear Donkey Kong died?
You: Diddy?
Me: NO, DONKEY!
Also:
Me: Did you hear Puff Daddy died?
You: Diddy?
Me: YEAH.
Why does Puff Daddy have nice hair?
Because Sean Combs.
I need a high resolution photo of Puff Daddy...
... so I can make my 1080P. Diddy joke.
What do you call a rapper who likes honey for breakfast?
Sugar Puff Daddy
A little boy, his mother and his father are at a circus watching the elephants...
When the little boy notices something hanging between the elephants legs. He asks 'mommy, what's that hanging between the elephants legs?'
His mother says 'oh, it's nothing'
The little boy turns to his father and says 'daddy, what's that hanging between the elephants legs?'
'that, son' says his dad, 'is a p**...'
The boy thinks for a moment before asking, 'then why did mommy say it was nothing?'
The father puffs up with pride and says 'because I've spoiled that woman, son'
I just thought of a gay pick up line...
"Would you be the Puff Daddy to my Biggie Smalls?"
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