Puerto Rico Jokes

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Funniest Puerto Rico Short Jokes

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  1. If California splits into 3 states, we just need to make Puerto Rico a state. We's have a prime number of states and finally be one nation, indivisible
  2. With all this talk of making Puerto Rico the 51st state, I think we should find 2 more to make 53. One nation, indivisible.
  3. Last week, Puerto Rico's Governor said that they couldn't pay their debt. From now on, the Island will be known as Puerto Pobre.
  4. People say comedy comes from a sad place... Just got back from Puerto Rico and I'm still unfunny.
  5. A reporter was interviewing Hurricane Irma. Reporter: "Now that you've been to the Bahamas and Puerto Rico, where are you headed next?"
    Irma: "IM GOING TO DISNEY!!!"
  6. So I decided to visit Puerto Rico.... ....honestly not impressed, I'd only give them one star.
  7. BREAKING NEWS: Snails in Puerto Rico losing their homes just as badly as the people. But with limited relief resources, they will have to slug it out for awhile.
  8. Apple pie costs 2$ in Cuba Pumpkin pie costs 3$ in Jamaica
    Banana pie costs 2.5$ in Puerto Rico
    These are the PieRates of the Caribbean

  9. Heard something on NPR that made me come up with this joke....What do you call it when the President can send you to war but you can't vote for the President? Puerto Rico.
  10. What did Puerto Rico say upon winning a gold medal in the olympics? Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

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Puerto Rico One Liners

Which puerto rico one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with puerto rico? I can suggest the ones about virgin islands and canary island.

  1. What do you call a hurricane that hits Puerto Rico? A PR disaster
  2. your refrigerator running? I guess you're not in Puerto Rico.
  3. Is your refrigerator running? If so, you definitely don't live in Puerto Rico.
  4. America is going to help Puerto Rico Just despacito
  5. Puerto Rico wants to be a state... but it has no power
  6. As Hurricane Irma approaches, we have to ask: Puerto Rico? More like Muerto Rico
  7. What state does Puerto Rico want to be? Fifty-Juan.
  8. Why will Jesus be in Puerto Rico in nine months? Because Maria and Jose were hitting it.
  9. Jenga must not be very popular in Puerto Rico Nobody knows how to pull out.

Loads of Fun with Charming Humor Puerto Rico Jokes

What funny jokes about puerto rico you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean canary islands jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make puerto rico pranks.

Two r**... are admiring their firearms.

One says, I keep these around for hunting, home protection, and to defend my 2nd amendment rights. The second says, I just like shooting cans.
That's a lot of firepower just for shooting cans.
Well, there's so many of them: Mexi-cans, Afri-cans, Puerto Ri-cans...

Some people want Puerto Rico to become the 51st State...

Some people want Puerto Rico to become the 51st State...
I say let's do it, and find two more new states.
Then we'd have 53 states.
A nice PRIME number...

Puerto Rico as a new state

The United States government is thinking about making Puerto Rico the 51st state of the United States...
The flag will be displayed on a clothes line outside of the capital building.

Thank god Chris Christie wasn't wearing his Stars'n'Stripes speedo on the beach yesterday...

Puerto Rico, Guam, the U.S. v**... Islands, and the Marianas would've been automatically granted statehood.