Puerto Rican Jokes
33 puerto rican jokes and hilarious puerto rican puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about puerto rican that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Puerto Rican Short Jokes
Short puerto rican jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The puerto rican humour may include short puerto rico jokes also.
- Why is there so little Puerto Rican literature? Because the spray paint can wasn't invented until 1949.
- A Puerto Rican meteorologist sought counseling. When asked "why?" he replied, "Tropical Depression."
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Puerto Rican One Liners
Which puerto rican one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with puerto rican? I can suggest the ones about mexican juan and south american.
- My friend said he is 25% Puerto Rican... So he calls him self a Quarto Rican.
- How do you know if someone is Puerto Rican? They tell you.
- What is the Puerto Rican national anthem? Partly in the USA
- My wife is half Puerto Rican... ...and my kids are Quarter Rican
- What is a Puerto Rican woman's favorite thing to wear? A dress-pacito
- Why are there no Puerto Ricans on Star Trek? They aren't working in the future either.
- What do Puerto Ricans call spicy food? Food
- If Jesus was a Jew . . . If Jesus was a Jew, why did he have a Puerto Rican name?
- What is the Puerto Rican national anthem? Row row row your boat
- what do you call 2 Puerto Ricans playing basketball? Juan on Juan
- What do you get when you mix a Puerto Rican with a goat?? A w**... eater that doesn't work.
- What did the Puerto Rican guy say on his s**... note? I am going to commit DEATH-PACITO.
Entertaining Puerto Rican Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone
What funny jokes about puerto rican you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean spanish speaking jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make puerto rican pranks.
A Canadian, a Swiss, a German, a Mexican, a American, a Korean, a Austrian, a Brazilian, a Estonian, a Filipino, a British, a Egyptian, a Icelander, a Jamaican, a South African, a Puerto Rican, a Chinese, a Latvian, a Moroccan, a Taiwanese, a Spaniard, and a romanian walk into a fancy restaurant.
The waiter stops them and says Sorry, you can't come in here without a Thai.
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Donald Trump was carrying a Colt 45
When asked why, he said it's just for shooting cans.... Africans Mexicans and Puerto Ricans
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A mexican, a black person and a puerto rican are in the same car. Who is driving?
The cop.
PS: I in no way support this. Just heard it somewhere. :P
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Guys, you've been seeing Trump throwing paper towels at the hurricane affected Puerto Ricans the wrong way
Clearly, he's a fill-n'-throw-pist.
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Who's driving?
A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in the back seat of a car. So who's driving? No one! They're both research scientists gathering data on the performance of Google driverless car. You racist.
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Why is the s**... rate so low for Puerto Ricans?
You can't jump out of a basement apartment.
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A Puerto Rican and a white guy were standing on a tenement roof.
The white guy turned to the Puerto Rican and said, "The updrafts on the side of the building are terrific. Watch." The white guy jumped off the side of the building, fell to within a meter of the sidewalk and floated back up, landing on his feet on top of the building.
The Puerto Rican was so impressed he decided to try it. He took a flying leap off the side and a few seconds later splattered all over the sidewalk below.
Two cops were watching from across the street. One shook his head and said to the other, "Boy, that Clark Kent sure hates Puerto Ricans."