Puerto Jokes

Funniest Puerto Short Jokes

Short puerto jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The puerto humour may include short weapon jokes also.

1. If California splits into 3 states, we just need to make Puerto Rico a state. We's have a prime number of states and finally be one nation, indivisible
2. Why is there so little Puerto Rican literature? Because the spray paint can wasn't invented until 1949.
3. A Puerto Rican meteorologist sought counseling. When asked "why?" he replied, "Tropical Depression."
4. Why are Puerto Ricans & Mexicans discouraged from marrying each other? Bc their kids will be too lazy to steal.
5. With all this talk of making Puerto Rico the 51st state, I think we should find 2 more to make 53. One nation, indivisible.
6. Last week, Puerto Rico's Governor said that they couldn't pay their debt. From now on, the Island will be known as Puerto Pobre.
7. Donald Trump was carrying a Colt 45 When asked why, he said it's just for shooting cans.... Africans Mexicans and Puerto Ricans
8. People say comedy comes from a sad place... Just got back from Puerto Rico and I'm still unfunny.
9. How many Puerto Rican voters have to die before Trump decides to save one? All of them. Puerto Ricans can't vote in the presidential election....
10. A reporter was interviewing Hurricane Irma. Reporter: "Now that you've been to the Bahamas and Puerto Rico, where are you headed next?"
    Irma: "IM GOING TO DISNEY!!!"

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Puerto One Liners

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1. My friend said he is 25% Puerto Rican... So he calls him self a Quarto Rican.
2. What do you call a Hispanic with binoculars? Puerto-Recon.
3. How do you know if someone is Puerto Rican? They tell you.
4. What is the Puerto Rican national anthem? Partly in the USA
5. What do you call a hurricane that hits Puerto Rico? A PR disaster
6. What did the Puerto Rican chef say when he couldn't find his phone? "Where did mofongo?"
7. Hello...is your refrigerator running? I guess you're not in Puerto Rico.
8. Is your refrigerator running? If so, you definitely don't live in Puerto Rico.
9. America is going to help Puerto Rico Just despacito
10. Puerto Rico wants to be a state... but it has no power
11. As Hurricane Irma approaches, we have to ask: Puerto Rico? More like Muerto Rico
12. What state does Puerto Rico want to be? Fifty-Juan.
13. My wife is half Puerto Rican... ...and my kids are Quarter Rican
14. What is a Puerto Rican woman's favorite thing to wear? A dress-pacito
15. What do you call it when a Hispanic man joins the CIA? Puerto Recon

Puerto Rican Jokes

Here is a list of funny puerto rican jokes and even better puerto rican puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• A mexican, a black person and a puerto rican are in the same car. Who is driving? The cop.
  PS: I in no way support this. Just heard it somewhere. :P
• Guys, you've been seeing Trump throwing paper towels at the hurricane affected Puerto Ricans the wrong way Clearly, he's a fill-n'-throw-pist.
• I'm an expert in Puerto Rican Judo... Judo know if I got a knife, and judo know if I got a gun
• Why are there no Puerto Ricans on Star Trek? They aren't working in the future either.
• Why do Puerto ricans have so many kids? Because pulling out is work!!!
• What do Puerto Ricans call spicy food? Food
• What did the Puerto Rican dish say when he lost his Android? Where'd mofongo?
• If Jesus was a Jew . . . If Jesus was a Jew, why did he have a Puerto Rican name?
• How come Puerto Ricans don't like blow jobs? They don't like any kind of jobs
• What is the Puerto Rican national anthem? Row row row your boat

Puerto Rico Jokes

Here is a list of funny puerto rico jokes and even better puerto rico puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• So I decided to visit Puerto Rico.... ....honestly not impressed, I'd only give them one star.
• BREAKING NEWS: Snails in Puerto Rico losing their homes just as badly as the people. But with limited relief resources, they will have to slug it out for awhile.
• Apple pie costs 2$ in Cuba Pumpkin pie costs 3$ in Jamaica
  Banana pie costs 2.5$ in Puerto Rico
  These are the PieRates of the Caribbean
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• Heard something on NPR that made me come up with this joke....What do you call it when the President can send you to war but you can't vote for the President? Puerto Rico.
• What did Puerto Rico say upon winning a gold medal in the olympics? Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!
• Why will Jesus be in Puerto Rico in nine months? Because Maria and Jose were hitting it.
• Jenga must not be very popular in Puerto Rico Nobody knows how to pull out.

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