Pudding Jokes
69 pudding jokes and hilarious pudding puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pudding that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Make your friends smile with these hilarious pudding jokes! Discover clever puns about popular types of pudding such as rice, banana, vanilla, cherry, Yorkshire, figgy, plum, and profiteroles. Laugh out loud at these 'these nuts' jokes, too!
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Funniest Pudding Short Jokes
Short pudding jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pudding humour may include short puddle jokes also.
- I was born male and I identify as male, yet... ... according to Tesco's Finest Sticky Toffee Pudding, I'm a family of four!
- I was born male, I identify as male, but according to Sainsbury's Deluxe Sticky Toffee Pudding.... I'm a family of four.
- "Doctor, doctor!" "I've roast beef in one ear, Yorkshire pudding in the other ear and gravy all down my legs!"
Doctor: "Hmmm. I don't think you're eating properly." - (Told by a 7 year old reading me a joke off of her SpongeBob Gogurt) "What is Plankton's grandma's favorite type of pudding?" "Not labeled for individual sale!!!!!"
- Apparently, Bill Cosby likes his women the way he likes his Jello Pudding... ...passed out cold.
- It turns out that Bill Cosby was actually drugging his dates' desserts, not their drinks. The proof is in the pudding.
- Jello has created a product that deters insects. It's very effective, but the flavor is OFF-pudding.
- [OC] Are vegetarians allowed to have pudding? If so how can they have pudding if they don't eat their meat?
- Why aren't vegans allowed to eat pudding? Cuz you can't have your pudding if you don't eat your meat.
- I've started calling my girlfriend names like custard, Ice cream, Pudding, Chocolate cake, or Apple pie. I'm planning to desert her.
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Pudding One Liners
Which pudding one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pudding? I can suggest the ones about custard and jello.
- Chocolate mousse isn't my cup of tea... I find it off pudding.
- Why can't vegetarians eat pudding? You can't have any pudding if you don't eat your meat
- Why did the superconductor eat all the pudding? It couldn't resist.
- I found a hair in my snack Pack. It was off-pudding.
- Jello fired Bill Cosby. They said he was off-pudding.
- Dessert?? My wife made dessert with expired milk.
It was really off pudding. - What does a camel do on a pudding? Walks through the dessert
- Why would Bill Cosby make a great lawyer? The proof is in the pudding
- I tried making dessert, but I only had sour milk. It was quite off pudding.
- What do you call an academic paper written by a pudding? A dessertation
- How do you know if a chef is also a mathematician.. ...the proof is in the pudding...
- Super stoked for the new Cosby Show spin-off... Pudding it in Cosby.
- What do you call a custard when it goes bad? Off-pudding.
- What do you call pudding without the skin? Jewish pudding.
- Did you hear about the guy who made pudding with spoiled milk? It was quite off-pudding.
Chocolate Pudding Jokes
Here is a list of funny chocolate pudding jokes and even better chocolate pudding puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- How can you tell if someone spiked your chocolate pie with alcohol? The proof is in the pudding.
- What do you get when you cross Carl Grimes with a tub of chocolate pudding? Correlated
- A man buys some chocolate pudding from a sweets shop, and finds it's turned a sickly green color. He says to the manager, "this is off pudding."
- If you had to choose between having a love life, or a lifetime supply of pudding: How much chocolate pudding would you eat that first day?
Jello Pudding Jokes
Here is a list of funny jello pudding jokes and even better jello pudding puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I Swear, These Jell-o Products Just Keep Getting Worse... It's almost like they're pudding in less effort.
I'll see myself out.
Christmas Pudding Jokes
Here is a list of funny christmas pudding jokes and even better christmas pudding puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I just opened a Christmas card and a yorkshire pudding fell out.. Gotta love my Auntie Bessie
- What's a Mathematician's favourite Christmas pudding? Yule ln!
Unearthly Funniest Pudding Jokes to Tickle Your Sides
What funny jokes about pudding you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean dessert jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pudding pranks.
A man was murdered in a Black Pudding factory...
They drowned him in cold blood.
How do you know Bill Cosby r**... the girl
The proof is in the pudding
Is Bill Cosby guilty?
Is Bill Cosby guilty of all these crimes against women? Well, we shall see, cuz the proof is in the pudding!
Bill Cosby was charged with s**... assault
I guess the proof was in the pudding
I've heard that vegetarians can't have any pudding...
*If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding!
How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat!?*
How many German Surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two, one to dress up in a gorilla suit and one to fill a bath tub full of vanilla pudding.
Bill Cosby found guilty for all s**... assault charges due to irrefutable evidence.
The proof was in his pudding.
Why did no one finish the half eaten flan in the fridge? [OC]
Because it was a bit-off pudding
I've been told that my personality is a lot like an English guy who doesn't eat dessert...
...off pudding
What is a stationary set's favourite dessert?
Sticky tape pudding
You know what they say about custard...
It's a little off pudding.
A man is murdered in a dessert factory.
The defendant is clearly guilty, but the investigators struggle to find the m**... weapon to properly incriminate him. Where could it possibly have been hidden? The lead investigator is at a loss, when one day he suddenly jumps from his desk as it comes to him.
The proof is in the pudding!
How was Bill Cosby convicted?
The proof was in the pudding.
I like to spend every day as if it's my last.
Staying in bed and calling for a nurse to bring me more pudding.
Why are vegans so angry all the time?
Because they can't have any pudding.
*(You can't have any pudding if you don't eat your meat!)*
Apparently Bill Cosby is getting pudding with his first meal in prison.
Good! He's finally receiving his just desserts.
You know what evidence was used to convict Bill Cosby of drugging his victims?
The proof was in the pudding.
The proof is in the pudding.
So THAT'S why Cosby was pushing it so hard!!
How do you know if you're a pudding snack or Cosby's date?
If you can remember him taking your top off or not.
Here's a Gaelic joke translated...
3 vampires are in a restaurant: rich, middle class, and poor. They asked for a menu, and later on told the waiter that they're ready to order.
Waiter: What can I get for you?
Rich Vampire: Fresh blood please.
Middle Class Vampire: Blood pudding please.
Poor Vampire: Erm.. just give me cup of hot water. I found a t**... on the way here...
I'll just have tea.
Why dont Vegetarians ever get to eat any pudding?
If they dont eat their meat, they cant have their pudding.
