The Best 49 Pudding Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Pudding jokes. There are some pudding toffee jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these pudding custard puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Pudding Jokes and Puns

Why would Bill Cosby make a great lawyer?

The proof is in the pudding

Why did the superconductor eat all the pudding?

It couldn't resist.

A man was murdered in a Black Pudding factory...

They drowned him in cold blood.

Pudding joke, A man was murdered in a Black Pudding factory...

How do you know Bill Cosby raped the girl

The proof is in the pudding

Is Bill Cosby guilty?

Is Bill Cosby guilty of all these crimes against women? Well, we shall see, cuz the proof is in the pudding!


If you had to choose between having a love life, or a lifetime supply of pudding:

How much chocolate pudding would you eat that first day?

I Swear, These Jell-o Products Just Keep Getting Worse...

It's almost like they're pudding in less effort.

I'll see myself out.

Pudding joke, I Swear, These Jell-o Products Just Keep Getting Worse...

I didn't believe that my gay roommate would try to have sex with a cake like in American Pie, but at the end of the day...

The poof was in the pudding

How do you know if a chef is also a mathematician..

...the proof is in the pudding...

I've started calling my girlfriend names like Custard, Ice cream, Pudding, Chocolate cake, or Apple pie.

I'm planning to desert her.

Bill Cosby was charged with sexual assault

I guess the proof was in the pudding

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Apparently, Bill Cosby likes his women the way he likes his Jello Pudding...

...passed out cold.

A man buys some chocolate pudding from a sweets shop, and finds it's turned a sickly green color.

He says to the manager, "this is off pudding."

[OC] Are vegetarians allowed to have pudding?

If so how can they have pudding if they don't eat their meat?

I've heard that vegetarians can't have any pudding...

*If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding!
How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat!?*

How many German Surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, one to dress up in a gorilla suit and one to fill a bath tub full of vanilla pudding.

Pudding joke, How many German Surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

What do you get when you cross Carl Grimes with a tub of chocolate pudding?

Correlated

It turns out that Bill Cosby was actually drugging his dates' desserts, not their drinks.

The proof is in the pudding.

Bill Cosby found guilty for all sexual assault charges due to irrefutable evidence.

The proof was in his pudding.


Chocolate mousse isn't my cup of tea...

I find it off pudding.

What does a camel do on a pudding?

Walks through the dessert

What do you call an academic paper written by a pudding?

A dessertation

Why did no one finish the half eaten flan in the fridge? [OC]

Because it was a bit-off pudding

I've been told that my personality is a lot like an English guy who doesn't eat dessert...

...off pudding

What is a stationary set's favourite dessert?

Sticky tape pudding

Why aren't vegans allowed to eat pudding?

Cuz you can't have your pudding if you don't eat your meat.

(Told by a 7 year old reading me a joke off of her SpongeBob Gogurt) "What is Plankton's grandma's favorite type of pudding?"

"Not labeled for individual sale!!!!!"

Everyone knows you usually eat pudding with a spoon, but do you know why it's my favorite thing to eat after dinner?

It's an un-fork-edible dessert.

Did you hear about the guy who made pudding with spoiled milk?

It was quite off-pudding.

You know what they say about custard...

It's a little off pudding.

A man is murdered in a dessert factory.

The defendant is clearly guilty, but the investigators struggle to find the murder weapon to properly incriminate him. Where could it possibly have been hidden? The lead investigator is at a loss, when one day he suddenly jumps from his desk as it comes to him.
The proof is in the pudding!

How was Bill Cosby convicted?

The proof was in the pudding.

I like to spend every day as if it's my last.

Staying in bed and calling for a nurse to bring me more pudding.

Why are vegans so angry all the time?

Because they can't have any pudding.

*(You can't have any pudding if you don't eat your meat!)*

I tried making dessert, but I only had sour milk.

It was quite off pudding.

Why did Bill Cosby go to prison?

The proof was in the pudding.

Apparently Bill Cosby is getting pudding with his first meal in prison.

Good! He's finally receiving his just desserts.

Super stoked for the new Cosby Show spin-off...

Pudding it in Cosby.

Bill Cosby was given pudding on his first night in prison.

I guess he got his just desserts.

Bull Cozby

Im not really sure why it was so hard to convict Bill Cosby... I mean, the proof was in the pudding.

I just opened a Christmas card and a Yorkshire pudding fell out..

Gotta love my Auntie Bessie

You know what evidence was used to convict Bill Cosby of drugging his victims?

The proof was in the pudding.

The proof is in the pudding.

So THAT'S why Cosby was pushing it so hard!!

How can you tell if someone spiked your chocolate pie with alcohol?

The proof is in the pudding.

How do you know if you're a pudding snack or Cosby's date?

If you can remember him taking your top off or not.

Here's a Gaelic joke translated...

3 vampires are in a restaurant: rich, middle class, and poor. They asked for a menu, and later on told the waiter that they're ready to order.

Waiter: What can I get for you?

Rich Vampire: Fresh blood please.

Middle Class Vampire: Blood pudding please.

Poor Vampire: Erm.. just give me cup of hot water. I found a tampon on the way here...

I'll just have tea.

Dessert??

My wife made dessert with expired milk.

It was really off pudding.

I was born male and I identify as male, yet...

... according to Tesco's Finest Sticky Toffee Pudding, I'm a family of four!

Why can't vegetarians eat pudding?

You can't have any pudding if you don't eat your meat

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