The Best 6 Pucks Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Pucks jokes. There are some pucks faceoff jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these pucks league puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Pucks Jokes and Puns

Why do Canadian women use hockey pucks instead of tampons?

Because they last for 3 periods.

What's the difference between a hockey game

and a high school reunion? At a hockey game you see fast pucks.

At first, I was quite surprised to see my hockey team's goalie surrounded by beautiful women at the bar

...but then I remembered he's good at snatching pucks, and vice versa.

Why are there so few black hockey players?

They melt them into hockey pucks

What do they do to black people in Canada?

Melt them in to hockey pucks


Do you know why hockey pucks are black?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the pucks canadian jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working pucks territories piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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