Puckered Jokes
4 puckered jokes and hilarious puckered puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about puckered that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Puckered Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good puckered joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Why can't you hear a dog whistle?
Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.
Pucker up is a old romantic saying.
But theres nothing romantic about your doctors saying it when your bent over...
Even worse if his pants are down.
How do you know your girlfriend is too young?
She only puckers up for her pacifier.
Lady teasing Gorilla at the Zoo...
A man and his wife are at the zoo. As they walk through the ape exhibit, they pass in front of a very large, hairy gorilla. Noticing her, the gorilla starts bouncing around his cage. He jumps up on the bars and, holding on with one hand, grunts and pounds his chest.
The husband, finding this funny, suggests that his wife tease the poor primate. The husband suggests she pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom at him, and play along. She does, and the gorilla gets even more excited, making extremely loud noises. Then, the husband suggests that she let one of the straps to her dress fall to show a bit more skin.
She does and the Gorilla nearly tears the bars down. Now, lift your dress up to your thighs and sort of fan it at him, says the husband. She does, driving the gorilla absolutely crazy to the point at which he starts doing flips.
Then, the husband grabs his wife, throws open the door to the cage, slings her in with the gorilla and slams the cage door shut.
Now tell HIM you have a headache.
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