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Puck Jokes

6 puck jokes and hilarious puck puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about puck that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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I was going to make a joke about hockey…..

But who gives a puck about that?

Did you hear about the Ice Hockey charity that went bankrupt?

No one gave a puck.

What did the hockey stick say after hitting the black disc?

Puck that hurt!

What does a hockey goalie say when his team loses?

Awh, puck it.

In Canada, they don't play Duck, Duck, Goose...

They play Puck, Puck, Moose.

What did the mortician say when putting Don Rickles on ice?

Who's the hockey puck now?!

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