Puck Jokes
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Ten reasons why hockey is better than women
1: In hockey, everyone likes rough.
2: You only get 5 minutes for fighting.
3: Puck is not a dirty word.
4: You don't have to play in the neutral zone.
5: It is possible to score a few times a night.
6: When you "pull the goalie," nobody gets pregnant.
7: Missing teeth doesn't stop you from scoring.
8: You can always get new wood if your stick breaks.
9: The Zamboni cleans up your mess.
10: Periods last twenty minutes!
I was going to make a joke about hockey…..
But who gives a puck about that?
Did you hear about the Ice Hockey charity that went bankrupt?
No one gave a puck.
What did the hockey stick say after hitting the black disc?
Puck that hurt!
Pucker up is a old romantic saying.
But theres nothing romantic about your doctors saying it when your bent over...
Even worse if his pants are down.
What does a hockey goalie say when his team loses?
Awh, puck it.
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