The Best 8 Puck Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Puck jokes. There are some puck chock jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these puck league puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Puck Jokes and Puns

Ten reasons why hockey is better than women

1: In hockey, everyone likes rough.

2: You only get 5 minutes for fighting.

3: Puck is not a dirty word.

4: You don't have to play in the neutral zone.

5: It is possible to score a few times a night.

6: When you "pull the goalie," nobody gets pregnant.

7: Missing teeth doesn't stop you from scoring.

8: You can always get new wood if your stick breaks.

9: The Zamboni cleans up your mess.

10: Periods last twenty minutes!

Did you hear about the Ice Hockey charity that went bankrupt?

No one gave a puck.

Pucker up is a old romantic saying.

But theres nothing romantic about your doctors saying it when your bent over...

Even worse if his pants are down.

What does a hockey goalie say when his team loses?

Awh, puck it.

What did the hockey stick say after hitting the black disc?

Puck that hurt!


In Canada, they don't play Duck, Duck, Goose...

They play Puck, Puck, Moose.

What did the mortician say when putting Don Rickles on ice?

Who's the hockey puck now?!

To a hockey player the world is a puck, soccer players are smarter.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the puck referee jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working puck game piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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