Puck Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

Ten reasons why hockey is better than women

1: In hockey, everyone likes rough.

2: You only get 5 minutes for fighting.

3: Puck is not a dirty word.

4: You don't have to play in the neutral zone.

5: It is possible to score a few times a night.

6: When you "pull the goalie," nobody gets pregnant.

7: Missing teeth doesn't stop you from scoring.

8: You can always get new wood if your stick breaks.

9: The Zamboni cleans up your mess.

10: Periods last twenty minutes!

Did you hear about the Ice Hockey charity that went bankrupt?

No one gave a puck.

What does a hockey goalie say when his team loses?

Awh, puck it.

What did the hockey stick say after hitting the black disc?

Puck that hurt!

To a hockey player the world is a puck, soccer players are smarter.

What are the funniest puck jokes of all time?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking about Puck? Well, here are the best Puck puns to laugh out loud. Crazy and funny Puck pick up lines to share with friends.


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