publishing Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious publishing puns

A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus crashed as it left a New York publishing house last Thursday.

According to the Associated Press,
witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied,
confused, punchy, shocked, rattled, paralyzed, dazed, bewildered,
mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, flabbergasted,
astounded, amazed, confounded, astonished, boggled, 
overwhelmed, horrified, numbed, and perplexed.


The best thing about Playboy not publishing nudes anymore is that people will now have to try and convince others that they're buying Hustler for the articles...which are usually about people peeing on each other.


What is a fancy way to tell people you're shitting in the woods?

Just tell them you are publishing in Nature.


Scientific publishing is like sex

You should always use Latex.


I tried publishing my novel...

in which I stress the danger of global warming by describing my experience battling encroaching fire ant colonies. Every publisher called it ant-I-climatic.


What are the most funny Publishing jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Publishing? Well, here are the best Publishing dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Publishing pick up lines to share with friends.


Joko Jokes