Publishing Jokes

What are some Publishing jokes?

A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus crashed as it left a New York publishing house last Thursday.

According to the Associated Press,
witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied,
confused, punchy, shocked, rattled, paralyzed, dazed, bewildered,
mixed up, surprised, awed, dumbfounded, flabbergasted,
astounded, amazed, confounded, astonished, boggled, 
overwhelmed, horrified, numbed, and perplexed.

The best thing about Playboy not publishing nudes anymore is that people will now have to try and convince others that they're buying Hustler for the articles...which are usually about people peeing on each other.

Scientific publishing is like sex

You should always use Latex.

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