Publicity Jokes
28 publicity jokes and hilarious publicity puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about publicity that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Publicity Short Jokes
Short publicity jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The publicity humour may include short fame jokes also.
- Antiwork did an interview on fox News to try to create a good public image of their sub It didn't work.
- Cardi B's sister used to spy for the Russian government, but refuses to talk about it publicly They call her 'Cagey B'
- Some friends wanted to get married at the public library, but they couldn't... Because it was booked.
\-My pop - President Trump's doctor is telling the public to prepare for the worst.... A full recovery
- This hating of people that breastfeed in public really has to stop. I can raise my cat any way I want.
- Two clowns are running for public office... It's funny for me though because I live in Canada.
- I played "My Heart Will Go On" on a public piano and people yelled at me. Can't wait till this cruise is over.
- Students at M.I.T. recently developed a new contender for the blackest material known to man... Scientists attempted to demonstrate it in public, but it was immediately shot by the police.
- A guy in a public place, phone out, camera on... He approaches a young woman. "What are you doing, creep?" she says. He glances up, smiles, and says "Calm down. I'm just trying to get a Pikachu."
- I went with my kids for a swim in the public kids pool and apparently adults peeing in a pool is not entirely unnoticeable The lifeguard yelled so loud at me I almost fell in the water.
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Publicity One Liners
Which publicity one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with publicity? I can suggest the ones about popularity and reputation.
- What do you call a thief who keeps the things he stole on public display? British
- Kid: "Mom, am I ugly?" Mom: "I told you not to call me mom in public."
- A cat gives birth in a public park... ...and is fined $50 for littering.
- I used to be a lifeguard at a public pool.... Until this blue kid got me fired.
- Breastfeeding in public is natural. And it strengthens the bond between me and my dog.
- What do you call someone who never farts in public? A PRIVATE TUTOR
- I can't go in public without people staring at my body Now I just leave her at home
- I once saw a skit about public hanging It had brilliant execution.
- Have you ever seen a blind person reading braille in public? Neither have they
- Why was the public masturbator released? he got off in court
- Why don't ghosts go out in public? Because they look like sheet
- I've been accused of objectifying women public class Woman extends Person {
- If i create a Java class public Class Woman{} Am I objectifying women?
- How do you call a public speaker in Russia? Dead
- Which superhero loves to whip out his junk in public? The Flash

Comical Puns & Laughs: Enjoy Fun, Witty Publicity Jokes with Friends.
What funny jokes about publicity you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean celebrity jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make publicity pranks.
A 13 year old boy has difficulty with mathematics, failing in public school.
His parents were not religious but after a friend's suggestion they felt a private Catholic school may be more effective. His grades began to rise dramatically after this switch. Asked what has helped him so much, he responded
"When I saw the guy nailed to the plus sign I knew they meant business!"
Bill Gates: "Why don't you tell me why Bing failed"
Bill gates: So why don't you tell me why Bing failed.
Board: We feel there was a public nescience towards Bing.
Bill gates: Nescience? Let me Goog- Oh I see what you mean.
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i'm not german, but this is a little jokie joke
Overheard at the White House:
Trump to Vice-President Mike Pence: "the less immigrants we let in the better."
Pence to trump: "The FEWER.."
Trump interrupts Pence and says: "don't call me that in public".
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Mouths are the new b**....
Only okay to expose them in public for the purpose of feeding.
Two toothpicks are hanging out in a forest,
... when all of a sudden they see a hedgehog passing by. So, one of them shrugs and goes like, "Hm, I didn't even know they had public transportation here."
[my gf's fav joke, literal translation from German]
A young boy went to church with his mother
Midway through the service, the boy loudly said "Mama, I have to pee!"
After taking him to the bathroom, his mother said "It's rude to say 'pee' in public like this. Next time in church, just say you have to 'whisper.'"
The next week, the boy went to church with his father instead. As the service ended, the boy looked up at his father and said "Daddy, I have to whisper!"
And the father said "Well, OK- just whisper in my ear."
Do you work on weekends?
My boss just asked, "Do you think you can come in on Saturday this week? I know you enjoy your weekends, but I need you here."
I replied, "Yeah, no problem. I'll probably be late though as the public transport is bad on weekends."
He said, "Okay, when do you think you'll get here then?"
I said, "Monday."
