Publicity Jokes

Funniest Publicity Short Jokes

Short publicity jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The publicity humour may include short fame jokes also.

1. Antiwork did an interview on fox News to try to create a good public image of their sub It didn't work.
2. Cardi B's sister used to spy for the Russian government, but refuses to talk about it publicly They call her 'Cagey B'
3. Some friends wanted to get married at the public library, but they couldn't... Because it was booked.
   ​
   ​
   \-My pop
4. President Trump's doctor is telling the public to prepare for the worst.... A full recovery
5. This hating of people that breastfeed in public really has to stop. I can raise my cat any way I want.
6. Two clowns are running for public office... It's funny for me though because I live in Canada.
7. I played "My Heart Will Go On" on a public piano and people yelled at me. Can't wait till this cruise is over.
8. Students at M.I.T. recently developed a new contender for the blackest material known to man... Scientists attempted to demonstrate it in public, but it was immediately shot by the police.
9. Boss: Can you work this weekend? Me: Yeah no worries but I'll probably be a bit late as public transport is slow on weekends.
   Boss: What time will you get here?
   Me: Monday.
10. A guy in a public place, phone out, camera on... He approaches a young woman. "What are you doing, creep?" she says. He glances up, smiles, and says "Calm down. I'm just trying to get a Pikachu."

Share These Publicity Jokes With Friends

Publicity One Liners

Which publicity one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with publicity? I can suggest the ones about popularity and reputation.

1. What do you call a thief who keeps the things he stole on public display? British
2. Kid: "Mom, am I ugly?" Mom: "I told you not to call me mom in public."
3. A cat gives birth in a public park... ...and is fined $50 for littering.
4. I used to be a lifeguard at a public pool.... Until this blue kid got me fired.
5. Breastfeeding in public is natural. And it strengthens the bond between me and my dog.
6. What do you call someone who never farts in public? A PRIVATE TUTOR
7. I can't go in public without people staring at my body Now I just leave her at home
8. I once saw a skit about public hanging It had brilliant execution.
9. Have you ever seen a blind person reading braille in public? Neither have they
10. Why was the public masturbator released? he got off in court
11. What starts with a Q and ends with a P? A long line to the public toilet.
12. Why don't ghosts go out in public? Because they look like sheet
13. I've been accused of objectifying women public class Woman extends Person {
14. My only problem with women breastfeeding in public is... ...they never wink back.
15. What do you call someone who doesn't pass gas in public? A private tooter (tutor)

Comical Puns & Laughs: Enjoy Fun, Witty Publicity Jokes with Friends.

What funny jokes about publicity you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean celebrity jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make publicity pranks.