Public Urination Jokes
28 public urination jokes and hilarious public urination puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about public urination that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Public Urination Short Jokes
Short public urination jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The public urination humour may include short urinating jokes also.
- How do you get in the 'Public Urination Club'? Walk up to the nearest police officer and you're in.
- A man goes to court for public urination. The judge asks him, "How do you plea?"
The man replies, "standing up, your honor." - How do you know the guy leaving the public urinals is a blonde? He's eating pink marshmallows.
- All wild animals should be arrested. They're all n**... and won't stop urinating in public.
- A man was caught peeing in public by a police officer. The cop's only reaction was... "u**... trouble now."
- Public urination shouldn't be considered a s**... crime Peeing doesn't ALWAYS have to be s**...
- What do the Frey and public golden showers have in common? Everyone knows u**... over your head
- What did the police officer say to the man who was urinating publicly? "u**... trouble, mate!"
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Public Urination One Liners
Which public urination one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with public urination? I can suggest the ones about peeing and bladder urinates.
- What did the American say to the German urinating in public? European illegally!
- All girls get really wet if they see me And I only have 5 charges for public urination
- What happens if you get caught peeing in public? u**... trouble
- What did the cop say to the man peeing in public? u**... trouble!
- What did the policeman say to the man when he caught him peeing in public? u**... trouble!
- When you find that you've peed yourself in public... u**... trouble.
- You know those Dyson airblades you get in the public toilets? Worst. u**.... Ever.
Public Urination Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about public urination you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean peeing pants jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make public urination pranks.
Golf is like urinating in a public toilet
- Keep your back straight
- knees bent.
- Feet shoulder width apart.
- Form a loose Grip
- keep your head down
- avoid a quick backswing
- stay out of the water
- try not to hit anybody
- if you taking too long you should let others go ahead of you
- you shouldn't stand directly in front of others
- be quite when others are about to go
- keep strokes to a minimum
A man gets kicked out of the public swimming pool...
As he's being removed he remonstrates 'but why'? The pool attendant says 'sir, you've been caught urinating in the pool.' The guy says 'sure, doesn't everyone?' To which the attendant replies' not from the side.'
A man walks into a public bathroom...
...as he stands at the u**... he notices written on the wall in front of him "BEWARE g**..." ignoring it he then goes to wash his hands when above the hand dryers he sees it written again "BEWARE g**..." as he turns to leave he sees something written on the floor in small lettering and bends over to read it... "we warned you twice"
Standing at the u**...
I was in a public restroom earlier today and another man came in and commented that the some of the lights were burnt out. Then he said "I used to come in here for show and tell, but now it's more like search and rescue!"
My kid and I were in a very crowded public restroom at a sporting arena, after looking to the man using the u**... to his right, my 6 year old son turns to address me on his left and exclaims, "Daddy, that man's wiener is a lot bigger than yours!"
The whole bathroom heard and looked immediately at me.
So I put my hand around my kid and told him
"Well son, that's because daddy isn't a**... by men."
Golf is like urinating in a public toilet
Golf is like urinating in a public toilet
1. Keep your back straight
2. knees bent.
3. Feet shoulder width apart.
4. Form a loose Grip
5. keep your head down
6. avoid a quick backswing
7. stay out of the water
8. try not to hit anybody
9. if you taking too long you should let others
go ahead of you
10. you shouldn't stand directly in front of others
11. be quite when others are about to go
12. keep strokes to a minimum