Public Transit Jokes
6 public transit jokes and hilarious public transit puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about public transit that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Public Transit Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good public transit joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
What do you call a p**... who works on public transit?
A succ-you-bus.
Did you hear about the man who had a f**... for public transit?
He's getting off at the next stop.
Did you know that every car going to and from the church on Sunday is a type of public transportation?
They're all Mass transit.
What's the difference between a dilapidated public transit stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a b**... crustacean.
Whats the difference between public transit and a black guy
Your mom doesn't like to ride public transit.
Dyslexic Dave had a little too much to drink and decided to take public transit home. As he boarded, the driver said Welcome aboard the Main Street Express...
.... whoops, sorry, wrong bus.
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