Public Service Jokes

10 public service jokes and hilarious public service puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about public service that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Public Service Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

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A young boy went to church with his mother

Midway through the service, the boy loudly said "Mama, I have to pee!"
After taking him to the bathroom, his mother said "It's rude to say 'pee' in public like this. Next time in church, just say you have to 'whisper.'"
The next week, the boy went to church with his father instead. As the service ended, the boy looked up at his father and said "Daddy, I have to whisper!"
And the father said "Well, OK- just whisper in my ear."

Interviewer: have you done any public service?

Me: I write product reviews online for mostly everything I buy.

Subscribe (Verb) - to obtain or have a subscription to a publication, concert series, service, etc.

Subscribe (Noun) - a very obedient writer

*Important* Public Announcement Service To Everyone

If anyone gets a private message from me about canned meat, don't open it.
It's SPAM.

The U.S. postal services came out with a new Donald Trump stamp. Although they received many complaints that they were defective!

After polling the public on how the stamp is defective, they figured out nothing was wrong with the stamp at all!
The americans were just not spitting on the right side!

Why do people shoot up schools?

Because it increases the average IQ of the world. It's a public service.

What do you call a t**... that has been sentenced to a lifetime of public service?

o**... Bin Duty

If laughter is the best medicine...

Then making fun of anti-vaxxers should be considered a public service.

Definition of Service

I became confused when I heard the word
"Service" being used with these agencies:

1. Internal Revenue "Service"
2. U.S. Postal "Service"
3. Telephone "Service"
4. Cable T.V. "Service"
5. Civil "Service"
6. State, City, County & Public "Service"
7. Customer "Service"

This is not what I thought "Service" meant.

But today I overheard two farmers talking,
and one of them said he had hired a bull to
"Service" a few cows.

……….BAM!.......It all came into focus for me.

True meaning of Service.

At one time in my life, I thought I had a handle on the meaning of the word "service."
"It's the act of doing things for other people." Then I heard these terms which reference the word service:
* Internal Revenue Service
* Postal Service
* Telephone Service
* Civil Service
* City & County Public Service
* Customer Service
* Service Stations
Then I became confused about the word "service." This is not what I thought "service" meant.
So today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said he had hired a bull to "service" a few of his cows. Suddenly, it all came into perspective. Now I understand what all those "service" agencies are all about.
I hope you now are as enlightened as I am.

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