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35 public school jokes and hilarious public school puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about public school that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Public School Short Jokes

Short public school jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The public school humour may include short private school jokes also.

  1. Wow, Donald Trump is President. I haven't seen Democrats this mad since.... ...slavery was outlawed and the desegregation of public schools!
  2. social distancing is great, public school shootings are down 100% Unfortunately home school shootings are up 100%
  3. Prayer has no place in the public schools just like facts have no place in organized religion
  4. What's the difference between a secret Taliban hideout and an Afghan public school? I don't know, I just fly the drone
  5. How many public school teachers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Whatever it says in the book.
  6. Why won't you ever find Harry, Hermione or Ron crying in front of the rest of the school? Cuz, they belong to the bravest house.
    They don't cry publicly; they Grief-indoor.
  7. Why did the royal wedding get more publicity than the school shooting? The royal wedding doesn't happen every week.
  8. Why do people shoot up schools? Because it increases the average IQ of the world. It's a public service.
  9. If you have a beard and wear robes, you're a Wizard. If you have a goatee and wear robes, you're a Sorcerer... ...and if you have a mustache and wear robes, you're not allowed near public schools.
  10. What's that place called where delinquents are forced to go for several years that has walls and guards with guns? Oh ya! Public school.

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Public School One Liners

Which public school one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with public school? I can suggest the ones about kid school and school open.

  1. What can you say at Mr. Olympia and a public school? Welcome to the gun show
  2. I played the USSR anthem at my private school And now its a public school.
  3. The American public school system Personally, I wish I didn't get it.
  4. I was taught that socialism was bad. At a public school.
  5. American Public Schools.
  6. if theres 'national public radio'? (npr) is there also 'private public schools'?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about public school can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of public school puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Cheeky Public School Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle

What funny jokes about public school you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean primary school jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make public school prank.

Republicans are the true snowflakes...

they're white, they're cold, and if you put enough of em together they'll shut down public schools
EDIT* Thanks for the gold! You popped my gold cherry!
its a joke folks. just a joke.

A 13 year old boy has difficulty with mathematics, failing in public school.

His parents were not religious but after a friend's suggestion they felt a private Catholic school may be more effective. His grades began to rise dramatically after this switch. Asked what has helped him so much, he responded
"When I saw the guy nailed to the plus sign I knew they meant business!"

After failing maths, Jared's parents decide to move him from the local public school to a nearby Catholic school

Within a few months, he is passing with flying colours. His parents ask him the reason behind his sudden improvement. "Was it the strict nuns, the rigour of class, the example of other students? Jared shook his head. "Well what was it then"? Jared replied "Truth is, when I first arrived and saw that guy nailed to the plus sign, I knew they meant business".

t**...

At New York's Kennedy Airport today, an individual later discovered to be a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square and a calculator. Authorities believe he is a member of the notorious al-Gebra movement. He is being charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.

A young boy is doing poorly in math at public school. His mother decides to send him to private school to rectify the situation. Lo and behold, after a semester in the new private Catholic school, the boy's grades were straight A's, even in math!

Surprised, his mother asked him how he liked his new school. "Oh, it's all right, I guess," he replies. "They must be teaching you some new tricks!" "Not really." "Then what do you think is making the difference in your grades?" "Well", he says, "as soon as I saw that guy nailed to the plus sign, I knew they meant business!

A kid is flunking a public school, so his parents move him to a private school

All the sudden inthe private school his grades skyrocket up to A's. Then one night at the dinner table his parents ask,
"Why were you doing so bad in a
public school, and when we switched you to a
private school you did good?" The kid says,
"because I knew they were serious about school.
The first day I walked in they had a guy nailed
to a plus sign."

Breaking News

At Miami International Airport today, an individual, later discovered to be a public school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a compass, a protractor, and a graphical calculator.
Authorities believe he is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement which has struck t**... into the lives of many for generations. He is being charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.

My son is doing a social experiment for school.

He plans on wearing an "I love Liberals" shirt out in public and will be recording the interactions with others. So far he has been cussed at, spit at, slapped, and even threatened. Im afraid what will happen when he actually leaves the house.

A high school principal made an announcement at an assembly.

He said, "Boys and girls, the faculty have witnessed an alarming increase in public displays of affection, which are against school policy. Effective immediately, we will start issuing fines to those caught doing this. A first offense will be $5. A second offense will be $10. A third offense will be $20. So on and so forth."
Suddenly, a student in the crowd yelled, "How much for a season pass?"

The Catholic church wants more people interested in priesthood.

They have got a lot of bad publicity lately so they just released a new campaign. They are offering scholarships for 100 lucky boys that can attend private school to become a priest for free.
Their slogan: "Find the priest inside of you."

A friend of mine was recently accused of having s**... with one of his clients...

As a result, he has been publicly humiliated, and is probably going to be indicted any day. On top of that, a wonderful marriage, not to mention years of schooling and training, wasted for a moment of weakness. It's such a shame, for he was truly a nice guy, and an absolutely gifted mortician.

While helping some freshmen check into their dorms at our state college I overheard a couple of new co-eds rate me as a six.

It really saddens me that our public school systems are only teaching kids to count to six.

Q: What do you call a Teacher who refuses to f**... in Public School?

A: A Private Tutor! LOL

So if you do win an award tonight don’t use it as a platform to make a political speech.

You’re in no position to lecture the public, about anything. You know nothing about the real world. Most of you spent less time in school than Greta Thunberg. So, if you win, come up, accept your little award, thank your agent and your god, and f**... off.

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