Public Restroom Jokes
13 public restroom jokes and hilarious public restroom puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about public restroom that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Public Restroom Short Jokes
Short public restroom jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The public restroom humour may include short restroom jokes also.
- When you enter a public restroom, what do you call the fifth sink in the row? Cinco.
I came up with this last night, while tired. Forgive me. - When I'm in public I always like to use the women's restrooms instead of the mens. It's always quieter in the women's restroom, especially when they know I'm in there...
- A young boy asked his father which public restroom he should use, male or female. The father slapped him across the face for being insensitive to the other 71 genders.
- Social media is like having diarrhea in a public restroom No one enjoys being near you while you do it, but it feels so good to let out.
- Using a public restroom always reminds me how much better I am at flushing a toilet than a lot of other people on this planet.
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Public Restroom One Liners
Which public restroom one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with public restroom? I can suggest the ones about washroom and womens bathroom.
- What do you call someone who talks to others in public restrooms? A urinarrator.
- The police took down the restroom in my local park. It was public amenity number one.
Cheerful Fun Public Restroom Jokes for Lovely Laughter
What funny jokes about public restroom you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bathroom stall jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make public restroom pranks.
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New study shows you can get h**.../AIDS from toilet seats in public restrooms
By sitting down before the other guy gets up
I walked into a public restroom
and saw a guy staring into a filthy toilet with a quarter at the bottom. He stood there looking conflicted for a minute, then pulled a twenty dollar bill from his wallet and threw it into the toilet. Then he reached into the muck and pulled out the twenty dollar bill and the quarter.
I asked him, "Why on earth would you throw twenty dollars into a filthy toilet?"
He replied, "Well, there's no way I was going to stick my hand in there for a lousy quarter!"
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Standing at the u**...
I was in a public restroom earlier today and another man came in and commented that the some of the lights were burnt out. Then he said "I used to come in here for show and tell, but now it's more like search and rescue!"
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My kid and I were in a very crowded public restroom at a sporting arena, after looking to the man using the u**... to his right, my 6 year old son turns to address me on his left and exclaims, "Daddy, that man's wiener is a lot bigger than yours!"
The whole bathroom heard and looked immediately at me.
So I put my hand around my kid and told him
"Well son, that's because daddy isn't a**... by men."