The Best 67 Pubic Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Pubic jokes. There are some pubic regions jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these pubic hair puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Pubic Jokes and Puns

So, I found my first gray pubic hair the other day.

I was way more excited about it than the other people on the elevator.

What's do broccoli and pubic hair have in common?

You brush them both aside and keep on eating.

I found my first gray pubic hair today...

Normally these things wouldn't bother me if it wasn't in my burger...

Pubic joke, I found my first gray pubic hair today...

Can beards get dandruff?

Or does my girlfriend have pubic lice?

What has 200 legs and four pubic hair?

The first row at a Justin Bieber concert.


What's worse than finding your first grey pubic hair......

....finding it between your teeth.

One of my grandfather's favorites.

What sound does a pubic hair make right before it hits the floor?

"Ptui"

Pubic joke, One of my grandfather's favorites.

What does pubic hair and parsley have in common?

You move them both out of the way and keep on eating

How many shaves does it take to remove all a persons pubic hair?

A brazillion!

His beard.

My friend just decided to start growing out a beard.
In my opinion: it looked kinda pubic, but I didn't want to spoil it for him so I asked.
"Well, what do you think of it? Do you think you'll keep it? "
To which, he replied,
"Eh, it grew on me."

I found my first gray pubic hair today.

It was in my Big Mac

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What's the difference between parsley and pubic hair?

Nothing. You push them both aside and keep on eating.

What do you call a Roman with pubic hair in his teeth?

Gladiator

What does pubic hair and celery have in common?

Just move it to the side and keep eating.

How is parsley and pubic hair alike?

You just brush them off to the side and keep eating

What has 150 legs and no pubic hair?

The front row of a One Direction concert.

Pubic joke, What has 150 legs and no pubic hair?

I'm developing a new dandruff shampoo designed specifically for pubic hair.

I'm going to call it Knees and Toes.

How are parsley and pubic hair similar?

You push them both aside and start eating.

How do crabs travel cheaply?

Pubic transportation


What did my wife say after I finally got around to trimming my pubic hair?

Wow, that's pretty nuts.

What do Brussels sprouts and pubic have in common?

You push them to the side and keep eating

Spent two hours debugging my Python...

Turns out that pubic lice are difficult to get rid of.

I found my first grey pubic hair today.

However, i didn't freak out about it like the other people in the elevator.

My pubic hair trimming business will limit itself to female customers for the first few months.

I'm new to this, so I don't want to go nuts right away.

Why did God make pubic hair curly?

So we don't poke our eyes out.

I like my pizza like I like my women

Absolutely no pubic hair.

Crabs are amazing collectivistic creatures;

they only use pubic transportation.

I like my woman like I like my coffe

With no pubic hair.

GO INVEST IN PUBIC WIGS!!!!!

All the rednecks are sayin' its a great day fer merkins.

Today I found my first grey pubic hair.

I got really excited, but not as much as the other people in the elevator.

What's the most difficult thing about training a dog?

Getting the peanut butter out of your pubic hair

Found my first grey pubic hair last night.

Just a shame it was in a kebab.

I once dated a girl who had no pubic hair.

She insists she didn't shave or wax and said she wouldn't even be able to afford the supplies on her allowance anyways.

A man walks into a barbershop and says, do you cut pubic hair?

The Barber, a little taken back, says, "well, sure, why not?"

The man bares his teeth and says, "Great. Can you get this one?"

I'm thinking about donating

my pubic hair to Locks of Hate. Who else is in?

If youre ever feeling powerless....

....just remember, a single one of your pubic hairs can shut down an entire restaurant.

Youre special.

How is pubic hair like parsley?

You push it to the side before you start eating.

What is the proper term for the Mayor of a nudist colony?

A Pubic Servant

Whats the last sound you hear before a pubic hair hits the ground?

Pfft pfft. (Spit sounds)

A nude lady enters the costume party behind the turtle

She has nothing but a monkey covering her pubic area.

The host takes one puzzled look.

"Alright, I give up. Judging by what I asked the turtle, I may regret asking this, but what are you supposed to be?"

"I'm an Italian boy!"

"What's with the monkey?"

"That'sa not a monkey! That's a macaque!"

What do you call a Chinese man's pubic hair?

His low- mane

I found my first pubic hair today.

Normally things like this don't bother me.

But it was in my Big Mac.

You know, when I was a kid, I used to HATE pubic hair...

...but then it really started to grow on me.

I found my first grey pubic hair today

I just didn't expect it to be in my Big Mac

What is the last sound a pubic hair makes before it hits the ground?

Why are pubic hairs curly?

Because, if they were straight, you would poke your eye out.

How did the genital wart get to work?

Pubic transportation

I just found my first gray pubic hair, and am happy and sad at the same time...

Happy it was not mine, sad that I found it in my Burger King whopper.

The Chancellor of Germany, Prince Harry's wife, and the actor who played Gollum should set up an emporium of pubic wigs in Sarkel, Russia

...and call it "Merkel, Markle and Serkis' Sarkel Merkin Circus"

A man was arrested this evening in the park for pubic indecency in front a bronze figure of a young girl.

He was reportedly charged with statutory rape.

What do you call a red, white, and blue pubic wig?

A merkin.

If you scratch and sniff a Canadian dollar, you can smell maple syrup

If you scratch and sniff an American dollar, you can smell a stripper's pubic hair

I thought I had my first pubic hair..

Then I peed through it.

I found my first grey pubic hair this morning.

Normally things like this don't bother me, but I found it in my sausage and egg McMuffin.

I found my first grey pubic hair today.

It wouldn't have bothered me but it was inside my Big Mac.

How do you get rid of unwanted pubic hair?

*hawk cough spit*

What does lice travel with?

Pubic transport

What's 66 million strong and has no pubic hair?

PewDiePie fanbase.

What's the last sound pubic hair hears b4 it hits the ground?

(spitting noise)

Pubic hair that glows in the dark

Is easier to get out of your teeth

How did crabs get around Atlantis?

Pubic transportation

I just started a pubic hair removal business, and I'm only taking in female customers for the first few months.

I don't want to go nuts right away.

I asked a tattoo artist to tattoo a picture of a pigeon into my pubic region.

He took a look at the picture and agreed to do it for $120.

It looked amazing. So, a couple weeks later, I went back and asked him to give me a matching tattoo on my palm. He looked again at the picture and said, That will be $240.

I said, Why the price jump? You did the exact same design last time for only $120.

He told me, A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

I like my women like I like my coffee.

NO PUBIC HAIRS

I just found my first grey pubic hair!

Normally these things don't bother me but it was in my Big Mac...

Why is pubic hair curly?

So it doesn't poke your eyes.

I wish my pubic hair was emo...

...so that it would cut itself.

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