The Best 33 Pubes Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Pubes jokes. There are some pubes manscaping jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these pubes shave puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Pubes Jokes and Puns

My wife finally shaved her pubes

I can see her knees again.

My uncle invented this one today.

What is the best part of a dog eating peanut butter?

He has no hands to pick the pubes out.

Found in the comments to the picture of a nice looking girl

He: "Could you please send me one of your pubes for me to clone?"
She: "You know how to clone people?"
He: "People?! God no! Just pubes."

Pubes joke, Found in the comments to the picture of a nice looking girl

How does a redhead shave his pubes?

Gingerly

How to get rid of crabs

First, shave off half your pubes. Then light the other half on fire, as they run to the shaved side, stab them with a knife.


How do you make a prepubescent laugh?

Heh, pubes.

A girl in a club...

A girl in a club said to me, "Did you know that you can tell the colour of someone's pubes by the colour of their eyebrows?"

"I think I've heard that, yeah."

"And I've got no eyebrows, so what does that tell you?"

"Going by the rest of your face, have you been in a fire?"

Pubes joke, A girl in a club...

What do you call patriotic pubes?

A Merkin.

What's the difference between shaving a red head's pubes and diffusing a bomb?

When you diffuse a bomb, you only have to cut one red wire.

The woman next to me on this roller-coaster won't stop screaming and shouting.

It's like she's never seen a man trimming his pubes before!

What do you call a Roman guy with pubes in his mouth?

Gladiator

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What's 20 foot long, screams like a banshee and has no pubes?

The front row of a One Direction concert.

It's just a monkey.

When an adolescent girl starts growing pubes, she asks her mother about what's going on with her. The mother replies "it's just a monkey who is starting to grow hair". Later at the dinner table, she tells her older sister that her monkey had started growing hair. The sister replies "Mine even started eating bananas!".

What do pubes and salad have in common?

You push them both aside and keep eating.

I found seashells in my pubes when not being near a beach...

Should I start pre treatment for crabs?

My girlfriend said I was stupid for taking unnecessary risks.

At least I think that's what she said. I was too busy trimming my pubes with a chainaw at the time.

Pubes joke, My girlfriend said I was stupid for taking unnecessary risks.

What do you call a police-woman that shaves her pubes?

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Cuntstubble

What do you call a blond policewoman who doesn't shave her pubes?

Hot fuzz.

My friend never shaves his pubes, so he doesn't like talking about masturbation.

He just beats around the bush


Sometimes i rub sand into my pubes

Just so I can make my crabs feel at home.

What do you call someone who has ADHD and crabs.

Fidget pubes.

They say that coconut water is good for hair.

Now, I understand why my pubes are growing like crazy recently.

What's the most effective way to get rid of crabs?

Shave half your pubes, light the other half on fire and smash them with a hammer when they come running out.

What has 10,000 legs and 3 pubes?

A Justin Bieber concert.

What lives in Rubik's pants? [nsfw]

Rubik's Pubes.

I decided to trim my pubes in the ever popular landing strip style.

I look like a sundial at noon when I lay down now.

Pubes are a lot like Brussels sprouts

You just brush them aside and keep eating

Determination. Precision. Focus. Accuracy.

All attributes I have while shaving my pubes that I should really put into other aspects of my life.

Me, asking a ginger: Do you read? The ginger responds, Why, yes I do! Me:

Have you read Pubes?

How does a vegan shave their pubes?

With a lawn mower.

What's got 10,000 legs and three pubes?

A Taylor Swift concert.

I shaved the Nike logo out of my pubes, my wife asked me why

I told her Stop talking and just do it.

Why did God make pubes curly?

To reduce the risk of eye injuries

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the pubes cuntstubble jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working pubes hairdo piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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