Puberty Jokes
56 puberty jokes and hilarious puberty puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about puberty that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Puberty Short Jokes
Short puberty jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The puberty humour may include short adulthood jokes also.
- fasting isn't expected of Muslims until they reach puberty. This means that absolutely all Muslim children... ...grow up to fast
- What the difference between a catholic priest and a pimple? Pimples wait until puberty to come on your face.
- What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne usually comes on a boy's face after he hits puberty.
- What's the difference between acne and a priest? Acne waits til you hit puberty to come all over your face.
- What's the difference between a preacher and pimples? Pimples come on your face AFTER puberty!
- I was forcibly held underwater, made to consume human flesh, and drank human blood all before puberty. man Christianity has some weird traditions.
- I feel really bad for kids in third world countries... They have to go through puberty and their mid-life crisis at the same time.
- What do volkswagen and a boy going through puberty have in common? They both lie about their emissions.
- My dad was born in the 50s but didn't get into puberty up until the 90s. He was a late boomer
- A friend of mine started taking baby Ed class where they use bags of flour to represent babies 3 days later he came to class with a cake claiming his baby went through puberty.
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Puberty One Liners
Which puberty one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with puberty? I can suggest the ones about coming of age and manhood.
- What did they call puberty in the middle ages? A midlife crisis
- I took my wife to a movie about a girl hitting puberty It was a period piece
- What do you call a tv show about female puberty? A Breasted Development
- What did the polyhedron get when he hit puberty? Cubic hair
- Why didn't pinocchio make it thru puberty? He caught on fire.
- We're not going to learn about puberty. Period.
- I used to hate body hair But when I hit puberty it started to grow on me
- I used to laugh at puberty Then it hit me...
- From what I hear, puberty is the biggest trend nowadays All the kids are doing it.
- Puberty doesn't hit us Asians Our parents do.
- What do cows get when they hit puberty? Moo-staches
- I made a couple mistakes during puberty I dropped the ball two times during it.
- What happens when a wiener encounters puberty? A 21 month federal prison sentence.
- ranting about internet is like puberty except in puberty you see change.
- What happened when the 26th letter of the alphabet hit puberty? She got a Zebra.
Amusing Puberty Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends
What funny jokes about puberty you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean childhood jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make puberty pranks.
So, the other night I picked up a p**......
... And I began to pork her for several hours. I could tell she was really enjoying it, she made all sorts of weird noises.
I must have been going through puberty,
Because I made that hormone.
Stages of man's sexuality [OC]
1. Puberty: m**... in secrecy and shame.
2. Early adulthood: comfortable m**... in your room and some casual s**... with strangers.
3. First serious relationship: wild s**... all the time.
4. First years of marriage: steady and regular s**....
5. Marriage after children: m**... in secrecy and shame.
Difference between priest and acne?
What is the difference between a Catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until puberty to come on a kid's face.
What do you call it when the ball drops?
I was at a NYE party and my friend's 6-year old son asked his dad "What do you call it when the ball drops?". I replied "Puberty".
I was in bed with my wife when
I was in bed with my wife when she asked "I've been with you for 3 years. Can we discuss starting a family anytime soon?" I laughed and responded "Having a baby? At your age? That's impossible!" Obviously offended, she retorted "I'm not that old!" I chuckled. "Of course not sweetie, you haven't even hit puberty yet."
Son walks in on his dad m**...
Dad tells him "son... you'll be doing this soon".
The son asks "why... because I'm about to hit puberty?"
To which the dad replies "no... because my arm is getting sore"
What's the difference between puberty and musical notes?
Not too much. Tenors can't seem to hit either.
I always wanted to become the world's youngest Elvis impersonator. My childhood was nonstop guitar practice voice training and dance class. I went to countless auditions before ever hitting puberty My performance was flawless but every time but every audition ended the same way...
... they looked me right in my face & said sorry kid you don't have the Chops.
You read about the boy born with no eyelids? They used his f**... to shape and graft eyelids his face.
They said he'd be alright until puberty, but may wind up a little c**...-eyed.
A couple of secs
A little girl runs out to the backyard where her father is working, and asks him, "Daddy, what's s**...?"
"OK," he thinks, "this day was bound to come, and I'm not going to let my little princess learn about s**... from the streets."
So, he sits her down, and tells her all about the birds and the bees. He tells her about conception, i**..., puberty and m**....
Then she asks, "Daddy, what is 'A Couple'?"
And he carries on, "A couple is two people like your mom and me." And he goes on to describe gay, lesbianism, etc...
The father finally asks, "So why did you want to know about 'a couple' and s**...'?"
"Oh, mummy said lunch would be ready in a couple of secs..." the girl replies.
What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
Gorilla
A young girl hit puberty and her body started to change. One day she noticed she was getting hair down there. She went to her mom confused and the mom explained that's your gorilla and it's getting hair. Very excited the young girl went to her older sister and exclaimed my gorilla is getting hair! . The older sister looked at her and said that's nothing, my gorilla is already eating bananas.
Look on the bright side anti-vaxxers
You'll never have to have "the talk" about puberty, s**..., drugs, or driving.
What happens to a rhino during puberty?
He gets h**....
I was always against f**... hair as a kid
*But then puberty hit and it grew on me*
Puberty story
A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair. Her mom calmly said, "That part where the hair has grown is called your monkey. Be proud that your monkey has grown hair." The girl smiled. At dinner, she told her sister, "My monkey has grown hair." Her sister smiled and said, "That's nothing; mine is already eating bananas."
Jesus becomes a man
Jesus is hitting puberty and Joseph wants to help him become a man. He approaches Mary Magdelene to enlist her help to which she readily agrees.
He takes her back to the tent and waits outside.
A few minutes later, Mary runs from the tent screaming.
Joseph enters the tent and asks what happened.
Jesus spoke: She came in and started to snuggle real close. After a bit she stood up and dropped her robe. I could see that she was very different from me.
So I healed her
