Ptsd Jokes

Funniest Ptsd Short Jokes

Short ptsd jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ptsd humour may include short schizophrenia jokes also.

1. I'm not saying me and my partner are freaky in bed...... ....But our memory foam mattress has PTSD.
2. I am trying to get some help for my PTSD... But it always seems to be one flash forward and then two flashbacks.
3. Why did the Giraffe have PTSD? Because he was giraffe'ted into the war.
   Also Melman's job didn't pay well.
4. We're throwing my dad a surprise party... ...to celebrate his last PTSD counselling session.
5. I just heard a radio ad offering students, first responders and veterans a 10% discount on vape products Glad to see I'm not the only one using nicotine to treat PTSD
6. I break out into a cold sweat at the mere thought of a card-based roll-playing game The doctor says I have PTSD&D
7. A Afghan war veteran took a class in woman studies. Now both men on horses and men on cows triggers his
   PTSD
8. What's the difference between an Atheist who lost Faith and an Atheist who never had it? PTSD
9. Why do sovereign citizens never turn on the lights? The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.
10. I used to have S.I.D.S now I have PTSD :(

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Ptsd One Liners

Which ptsd one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ptsd? I can suggest the ones about anxiety and depression.

1. Why is PTSD like riding a bike? You never forget
2. What do you get when you spell man backwards? PTSD
3. USSR should've been called PTSD Post-Tsarism Socialism Disorder
4. What do you call math that gives you PTSD? Triggernometry
5. Where did Cookie Monster develop PTSD? Viet-nom nom nom nom nom.
6. Person:wow you act so grown up Me:thanks, the PTSD does that.
7. What do you call it when That's So Raven sees the past instead of the future? PTSD.
8. Which city suffers from PTSD? Warsaw.
9. Why does Jesus avoid the hardware store? PTSD
10. The welder who got PTSD... His flashback arrestor stopped working.
11. When you see a window You get the ptsd of using window 10
12. Why did the wounded vet towel have PTSD? He left his friends to dry.
13. What kind of car dose a feminist drive? A PTSD cruiser!
14. I have PTSD Put the sandwich down,
15. A cat goes to the vet... ...and says: "Can you help me? I have PTSD"

Great Ptsd Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends

What funny jokes about ptsd you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean drone jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make ptsd pranks.