Ptsd Jokes

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Funniest Ptsd Short Jokes

Short ptsd jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ptsd humour may include short schizophrenia jokes also.

1. When know why 6 was scared of 7, but why did 10 have PTSD? He was stuck in the middle of 9/11
2. I'm not saying me and my partner are freaky in bed...... ....But our memory foam mattress has PTSD.
3. I am trying to get some help for my PTSD... But it always seems to be one flash forward and then two flashbacks.
4. Why did the Giraffe have PTSD? Because he was giraffe'ted into the war.
   Also Melman's job didn't pay well.
5. We're throwing my dad a surprise party... ...to celebrate his last PTSD counselling session.
6. I just heard a radio ad offering students, first responders and veterans a 10% discount on vape products Glad to see I'm not the only one using nicotine to treat PTSD
7. I break out into a cold sweat at the mere thought of a card-based roll-playing game The doctor says I have PTSD&D
8. A Afghan war veteran took a class in woman studies. Now both men on horses and men on cows triggers his
   PTSD
9. The welder who got PTSD... His flashback arrestor stopped working.
10. When you see a window You get the ptsd of using window 10

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Ptsd One Liners

Which ptsd one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ptsd? I can suggest the ones about anxiety and depression.

1. Why does 10 have PTSD? Because it was in the middle of 9 11.
2. Why is PTSD like riding a bike? You never forget
3. What do you get when you spell man backwards? PTSD
4. Why does 10 have PTSD? He was stuck between 9/11
5. 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, but why does 10 have ptsd? He is in the middle of 9 11
6. why did 10 have PTSD? because he was stuck right between 9/11
7. Why does 10 have PTSD? It was in the middle of 9/11
8. Why does 10 have PTSD? Because he was stuck in the middle of the 9-11.
9. USSR should've been called PTSD Post-Tsarism Socialism Disorder
10. What do you call math that gives you PTSD? Triggernometry
11. Where did Cookie Monster develop PTSD? Viet-nom nom nom nom nom.
12. Person:wow you act so grown up Me:thanks, the PTSD does that.
13. What do you call it when That's So Raven sees the past instead of the future? PTSD.
14. Which city suffers from PTSD? Warsaw.
15. Why does Jesus avoid the hardware store? PTSD

Great Ptsd Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends

What funny jokes about ptsd you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean drone jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make ptsd pranks.