ptsd Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious ptsd puns

Why is PTSD like riding a bike?

You never forget

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My proctologist has PTSD

He has seen some shit

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I have PTSD from being a plumber.

I've seen some shit.

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I'm not saying me and my partner are freaky in bed......

....But our memory foam mattress has PTSD.

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I am trying to get some help for my PTSD...

But it always seems to be one flash forward and then two flashbacks.

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Did you here about the plumber that had PTSD?

He's really seen some shit.

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Jokes for the SJW

What's the difference between a third wave radical feminist and an ISIS terrorist? One of them doesn't get PTSD from twitter.

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Where did Cookie Monster develop PTSD?

Viet-nom nom nom nom nom.

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What do you call math that gives you PTSD?

Triggernometry

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Why does the toilet have PTSD?

Because its seen some shit!

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We're throwing my dad a surprise party...

...to celebrate his last PTSD counselling session.

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People on Tumblr have PTSD

Potty Trained and Socially Disordered

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A Afghan war veteran took a class in woman studies.

Now both men on horses and men on cows triggers his
PTSD

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When you see a window

You get the ptsd of using window 10

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Why do sovereign citizens never turn on the lights?

The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.

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A cat goes to the vet...

...and says: "Can you help me? I have PTSD"

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What do you call a child who shoots with twigs at a PTSD victim?

TWIGERING

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Living in the sewers gave me PTSD....

You wouldn't believe the shit I've seen

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What kind of car dose a feminist drive?

A PTSD cruiser!

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Why did the wounded vet towel have PTSD?

He left his friends to dry.

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What's the difference between an Atheist who lost Faith and an Atheist who never had it?

PTSD

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I used to have S.I.D.S

now I have PTSD :(

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Windows gave me ptsd

Since I had to fight a big war with windows 10 so it can god damn update.

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I got PTSD in a washroom...

I wouldn't wish that shit on anyone.

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Why does Jesus avoid the hardware store?

PTSD

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I just heard a radio ad offering students, first responders and veterans a 10% discount on vape products

Glad to see I'm not the only one using nicotine to treat PTSD

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Which city suffers from PTSD?

Warsaw.

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What do you call it when That's So Raven sees the past instead of the future?

PTSD.

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Person:wow you act so grown up

Me:thanks, the PTSD does that.

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The welder who got PTSD...

His flashback arrestor stopped working.

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My favorite gift to girls...

is PTSD.

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Why did the soldier quit brewing moonshine?

The explosions kept triggering his PTSD.

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I have PTSD

Put the sandwich down,

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I think that a neat way to hit on Iraq war veterans is...

Hey, baby, wanna put the "SD" in "PTSD"?

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What are the most funny Ptsd jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Ptsd? Well, here are the best Ptsd dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Ptsd pick up lines to share with friends.

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