The Best 7 Pterodactyls Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Pterodactyls jokes. There are some pterodactyls lizards jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these pterodactyls pterodactyl puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Pterodactyls Jokes and Puns

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?

Because pterodactyls are extinct.

Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the bathroom?

Because dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago.

You probably already know the one about pterodactyls not making noise going to the bathroom, cause the p is silent....

That just means urine on the joke.

What's a dinosaur's favourite poetic meter?

Ptero-Dactyls

Why do pterodactyls use the bathroom so quietly?

Because their p is quiet.


Some people say that the earth is on a turtles back.

Can you imagine if it was on a pterodactyls back?
it would be a Terra-Dactyl.

Why is it so quiet when pterodactyls use the restroom?

Their P is silent.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the pterodactyls urinate jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working pterodactyls hyperactive piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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