The Best 47 Pterodactyl Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Pterodactyl jokes. There are some pterodactyl vowel jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these pterodactyl mammoths puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Pterodactyl Jokes and Puns

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee?

Because they're dead

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl when it goes to the toilet?

Because the P is silent.

Why can't you a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

The "p" is silent.

Pterodactyl joke, Why can't you a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates?

There is no sound... The P is silent.

Why can't you tell when a pterodactyl is going to the bathroom?

Because the pee is silent.


What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom?

Nothing, the pee is silent

Why do pterodactyls use the bathroom so quietly?

Because their p is quiet.

Pterodactyl joke, Why do pterodactyls use the bathroom so quietly?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl use a toilet?

They never existed at the same time, idiot.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a leak?

Because their entire species is extinct.

Why does a pterodactyl always urinate on the side of the bowl?

Because the pee is silent.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl peeing?

Because the p is silent. Yes. My 9 year old cracked me up with that just now.

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Why can't you tell when a Pterodactyl goes to the toilet

Becuase the P is silent

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Because they are dead.

why cant you hear a pterodactyl go pee?

Dinosaurs are extinct

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate?

Because of the silent P.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom?

Because they're extinct

Pterodactyl joke, Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom?

What does a pterodactyl have in common with a urinal?

P in front of it

It's 'P' as in "Pterodactyl"

I always say this to English learners just to mess with them XD

What's 1024 times smaller than a pterodactyl?

A pgigadactyl!


"Do you think I reference dinosaurs too much when I write?" I asked.

She was silent, like the p in pterodactyl, but it said everything.

Referencing Dinosaurs

I asked her if my referencing of dinosaurs in every sentence was ruining our relationship.
She was silent, like the p in pterodactyl, but her silence said everything.

What do you call a stone pterodactyl?

A terra-dactyl.

Why don't you know when a pterodactyl goes to the bathroom?

Because the P is silent.

What dinosaur urinates very quietly?

A pterodactyl

From my 8yo daughter. Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?

Because the 'p' is silent.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?

Because pterodactyls are extinct.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the restroom?

"because the P is silent!"

"No, it's because they're extinct"

What's the worst part about pterodactyl urinating on you?

The P is silent.

What do you call a pterodactyl with a bomb?

A Terrordactyl

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the toilet?

Because the pee is silent.

With thanks to my seven year old son.

From my 8 year old son

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Answer: Cause the Pee is silent

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate?

Because they have been extinct for millions of years.

Where can't you take a pterodactyl to the bathroom?

Because the p is silent

At a party, I went to get a fruit cocktail and had to queue behind Elvis, Sasquatch and a Pterodactyl, and I thought to myselfโ€ฆ

This is a really weird punchline.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going number one?

Because the p is silent

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the restroom?

Cause they are dead

You could never hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom

The P is silent

How do you put a tie on a pterodactyl?

You cant they're all dead

Why can't anyone ever hear a Pterodactyl urinate?

Because the P is silent

You wont hear a pterodactyl urinate

..because its pee is silent

Why do you never hear a pterodactyl urinate?

Because the p is silent.

Do you know why the P in Pterodactyl is silent?

Because they're dead.

What comes after a pterodactyl?

a repair-odactyl.

Why cant you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Because they're extinct. Thought that was obvious

You probably already know the one about pterodactyls not making noise going to the bathroom, cause the p is silent....

That just means urine on the joke.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the restroom?

Because they've been dead for millions of years.

Why can't you hear the pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Because the pterodactyl is extinct.

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