Pterodactyl Jokes

Funniest Pterodactyl Short Jokes

Short pterodactyl jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pterodactyl humour may include short t rex jokes also.

1. "Do you think I reference dinosaurs too much when I write?" I asked. She was silent, like the p in pterodactyl, but it said everything.
2. From my 8yo daughter. Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? Because the 'p' is silent.
3. It's 'P' as in "Pterodactyl" I always say this to English learners just to mess with them XD
4. At a party, I went to get a fruit cocktail and had to queue behind Elvis, Sasquatch and a Pterodactyl, and I thought to myself… This is a really weird punchline.
5. Referencing Dinosaurs I asked her if my referencing of dinosaurs in every sentence was ruining our relationship.
   She was silent, like the p in pterodactyl, but her silence said everything.
6. Some people say that the earth is on a turtles back. Can you imagine if it was on a pterodactyls back?
   it would be a Terra-Dactyl.
7. Q: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? A: Because the "P" is silent.
8. My dad texted me I'm losing my hearing I asked how do you know?
   He said I just saw a pterodactyl use the restroom and I didn't hear anything
9. why couldnt the pterodactyl learn the alphabet? Because it wasnt invented yet.
   Kill me for this anitjoke
10. Q: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
    A: Becuase the "P" is silent.

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Pterodactyl One Liners

Which pterodactyl one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pterodactyl? I can suggest the ones about triceratops and dinosaur.

1. Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because they're dead
2. What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom? Nothing, the pee is silent
3. What's 1024 times smaller than a pterodactyl? A pgigadactyl!
4. i keep walking in on my Pterodactyl in the bathroom. Because his P is silent.
5. Why does a pterodactyl always urinate on the side of the bowl? Because the pee is silent.
6. What's a dinosaur's favourite poetic meter? Ptero-Dactyls
7. What comes after a pterodactyl? a repair-odactyl.
8. You wont hear a pterodactyl urinate ..because its pee is silent
9. How did the stegasaurus know the pterodactyl had a shy bladder? The "p" was silent!
10. Do you know why the P in Pterodactyl is silent? Because they're dead.
11. How do you put a tie on a pterodactyl? You cant they're all dead
12. What's the worst part about pterodactyl urinating on you? The P is silent.
13. What dinosaur urinates very quietly? A pterodactyl
14. What do you call a stone pterodactyl? A terra-dactyl.
15. What's the best part of having a pterodactyl as a roommate? The silent p.

Entertaining Pterodactyl Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone

What funny jokes about pterodactyl you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean tyrannosaurus rex jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pterodactyl pranks.