Pterodactyl Jokes
62 pterodactyl jokes and hilarious pterodactyl puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about pterodactyl that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Pterodactyl Short Jokes
Short pterodactyl jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The pterodactyl humour may include short t rex jokes also.
- "Do you think I reference dinosaurs too much when I write?" I asked. She was silent, like the p in pterodactyl, but it said everything.
- From my 8yo daughter. Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? Because the 'p' is silent.
- From my 8 year old son Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Answer: Cause the Pee is silent
- Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the toilet? Because the pee is silent.
With thanks to my seven year old son. - It's 'P' as in "Pterodactyl" I always say this to English learners just to mess with them XD
- What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates? There is no sound... The P is silent.
- Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the restroom? Because they've been dead for millions of years.
- Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago.
- At a party, I went to get a fruit cocktail and had to queue behind Elvis, Sasquatch and a Pterodactyl, and I thought to myself… This is a really weird punchline.
- Why can't you hear a pterodactyl use a toilet? They never existed at the same time, idiot.
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Pterodactyl One Liners
Which pterodactyl one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with pterodactyl? I can suggest the ones about triceratops and dinosaur.
- Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because they're dead
- Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they are dead.
- Why can't you hear a pterodactyl when it goes to the toilet? Because the P is silent.
- What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom? Nothing, the pee is silent
- What's 1024 times smaller than a pterodactyl? A pgigadactyl!
- Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom? Because they're extinct
- i keep walking in on my Pterodactyl in the bathroom. Because his P is silent.
- Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom? Because pterodactyls are extinct.
- Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Because of the silent P.
- Why don't you know when a pterodactyl goes to the bathroom? Because the P is silent.
- Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a leak? Because their entire species is extinct.
- Why does a pterodactyl always urinate on the side of the bowl? Because the pee is silent.
- why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.
- Why can't a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're dead, idiot!
- What's a dinosaur's favourite poetic meter? Ptero-Dactyls
Entertaining Pterodactyl Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone
What funny jokes about pterodactyl you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean tyrannosaurus rex jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make pterodactyl pranks.
Why can't you tell when a pterodactyl is going to the bathroom?
Because the pee is silent.
Why do pterodactyls use the bathroom so quietly?
Because their p is quiet.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl peeing?
Because the p is silent. Yes. My 9 year old cracked me up with that just now.
Why can't you tell when a Pterodactyl goes to the toilet
Becuase the P is silent
why cant you hear a pterodactyl go pee?
Dinosaurs are extinct
Referencing Dinosaurs
I asked her if my referencing of dinosaurs in every sentence was ruining our relationship.
She was silent, like the p in pterodactyl, but her silence said everything.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the restroom?
"because the P is silent!"
"No, it's because they're extinct"
A kid gets out of his seat to leave class
"I'll be right back."
He's known for being a bit of a troublemaker, but the teacher can't deny him if he needs the restroom. The teacher says, "Alright, you can go. But first, spell today's vocabulary word, 'pterodactyl'."
He spells out, "T-E-R-O-D-A-C-T-Y-L."
She says to him, "Good job. However, you left out the P. Because it's silent?"
"Yeah," he goes, "and it's dripping down my pants."
Some people say that the earth is on a turtles back.
Can you imagine if it was on a pterodactyls back?
it would be a Terra-Dactyl.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the restroom?
Cause they are dead
Why can't anyone ever hear a Pterodactyl urinate?
Because the P is silent
You wont hear a pterodactyl urinate
..because its pee is silent
Why do you never hear a pterodactyl urinate?
Because the p is silent.
What comes after a pterodactyl?
a repair-odactyl.
Why cant you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because they're extinct. Thought that was obvious
You probably already know the one about pterodactyls not making noise going to the bathroom, cause the p is silent....
That just means u**... on the joke.
Why can't you hear the pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the pterodactyl is extinct.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a p**...?
Silent p.
I asked my Wife if she was annoyed because I keep talking about Dinosaurs.
But she remained silent, like the 'P' in Pterodactyl.
I asked my wife, "Do you think I make too many dinosaur references?"
She was silent, like the 'p' in pterodactyl, but it said everything.
How did the stegasaurus know the pterodactyl had a shy bladder?
The "p" was silent!
Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl pee?
>!Because they're extinct!<
