Laughter Psychology Major Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity
I spent four years at college and didn't learn anything...
It's really my own fault. I had a double major in psychology and reverse psychology.
I wanted to major in reverse psychology.
My dream school turned me down.
So I wrote them back and told them I wasn't even interested in their stupid program. They sent me a diploma.
My friend's a psychology major.
He's writing his thesis on the psychology of sexual fetishes. It's not ready yet, though- he still has some kinks to work out.
I didnt learn anything in college...
I guess it was kind of my fault though. I double majored in psychology, and reverse psychology.
(Stolen from BJ Novak)
I have a double major in Psychology and Geography.
I lead the field in research on glacial depressions.
Major in Freudian Psychology
Minor in the back seat.
Why major in philosophy?
Why major in philosophy?
- can be smug after only 2-3 classes
- only major where you finish knowing less than when you started
- generally better beards than psychology
- can't find a job, but then again what even is a job?
I didn't learn a thing in university
I elected to get a major in psychology and minor in reverse-psychology.
A girl tells her parents she's going to major in psychology
"Hey mom! Hey dad! I'm gonna study a real science! PSYCH!"
I learned nothing in college...
I guess it is really my own fault. I had a double major in psychology and well reverse psychology.