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I spent four years at college and didn't learn anything...
It's really my own fault. I had a double major in psychology and reverse psychology.
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I wanted to major in reverse psychology.
My dream school turned me down.
So I wrote them back and told them I wasn't even interested in their s**... program. They sent me a diploma.
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My friend's a psychology major.
He's writing his thesis on the psychology of s**... fetishes. It's not ready yet, though- he still has some kinks to work out.
I have a double major in Psychology and Geography.
I lead the field in research on glacial depressions.
Major in Freudian Psychology
Minor in the back seat.
Why major in philosophy?
Why major in philosophy?
- can be smug after only 2-3 classes
- only major where you finish knowing less than when you started
- generally better beards than psychology
- can't find a job, but then again what even is a job?
A girl tells her parents she's going to major in psychology
"Hey mom! Hey dad! I'm gonna study a real science! PSYCH!"
I'm majoring in reverse psychology...
... and I ask my advisor if I should take on a second major in reverse engineering. She says
"I don't know about that, sounds pretty difficult."
I think for a second and decide, "I'll do it!"
She shrugs and says, "Alright, don't say I didn't warn you." With that, she opens a desk drawer and pulls out a BS in Reverse Engineering diploma with my name already on it. She slides it over to me and says
"Good luck figuring out how to earn it."
A little stunned, I say "Uh thanks. But how do you have this diploma with my name on it when I only now brought this up?"
"My second major was reverse history."
Are you a psychology major?
"No, I'm a business major."
"Well, business is psychology..."
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