Psychology Major Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Psychology Major jokes. There are some psychology major methodological jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these psychology major social sciences puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Laughter Psychology Major Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity

I spent four years at college and didn't learn anything...

It's really my own fault. I had a double major in psychology and reverse psychology.

I wanted to major in reverse psychology.

My dream school turned me down.

So I wrote them back and told them I wasn't even interested in their stupid program. They sent me a diploma.

My friend's a psychology major.

He's writing his thesis on the psychology of sexual fetishes. It's not ready yet, though- he still has some kinks to work out.

I didnt learn anything in college...

I guess it was kind of my fault though. I double majored in psychology, and reverse psychology.

(Stolen from BJ Novak)

I have a double major in Psychology and Geography.

I lead the field in research on glacial depressions.

Major in Freudian Psychology

Minor in the back seat.

Why major in philosophy?

Why major in philosophy?
- can be smug after only 2-3 classes
- only major where you finish knowing less than when you started
- generally better beards than psychology
- can't find a job, but then again what even is a job?

I didn't learn a thing in university

I elected to get a major in psychology and minor in reverse-psychology.

A girl tells her parents she's going to major in psychology

"Hey mom! Hey dad! I'm gonna study a real science! PSYCH!"

I learned nothing in college...

I guess it is really my own fault. I had a double major in psychology and well reverse psychology.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the psychology major behavioral puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working psychology major sociology piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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