Psychology Jokes

Funniest Psychology Short Jokes

Short psychology jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The psychology humour may include short psychologist jokes also.

1. I spent four years at college and didn't learn anything... It's really my own fault. I had a double major in psychology and reverse psychology.
2. I have degrees in Politics, Economics and Psychology. I don't have a job but at least I know why.
3. My wife and I split up because of psychological reasons... She was Psycho and I was Logical.
4. I got in trouble for using performance enhancing drugs I took a placebo before my psychology exam
5. My Psychology Professor asked me what Super Power I would like to have... Apparently "Cold War Era Russia" is not an acceptable answer.
6. I don't know much about psychology or sociology But I reckon I can explain the Dunning-Kruger effect better than anyone else.
7. What do you call a scientific talk about the psychological impact of cannibalism? A Hannibal Lecture.
8. My psychology professor asked for an example of a "Pavlovian Response". I said that thanks to my Mom's cooking, I salivate when I hear a smoke alarm.
9. I know this guy who teaches people how to access the Dark Web, but if they're incompetent then he physically and psychologically abuses them He's a Tor mentor.
10. What's the difference between a magician and a psychology researcher? A magician pulls rabbits out of hats, a psychology researcher pulls habits out of rats.

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Psychology One Liners

Which psychology one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with psychology? I can suggest the ones about philosophy and economics.

1. I've written a book about reverse psychology Please don't buy it.
2. My doctor tried treating me with ygolohcysp But reverse psychology doesn't work on me
3. All my problems with my wife are psychological. She's psycho and I'm logical.
4. What did the psychology textbook say to the math textbook? You've got problems!
5. I always cheated on my psychology tests... I don't know what that says about me.
6. I thought reverse psychology was when.. you made your therapist cry
7. Psychology Professor: Who here has heard of Pavlov? Me: Rings a bell
8. Major in Freudian Psychology Minor in the back seat.
9. Divorce is a psychological process One is psycho, the other is logical
10. I once knew an axeman who was great at psychology He could really get inside your head
11. I'm studying the psychology of procrastination. Or I will be tomorrow anyway
12. I tried reverse psychology on my child I told the baby don't cry
    It worked
13. I got a degree in psychology and a degree in reverse psychology. I didn't learn a thing.
14. What is the psychological evaluation of climate change believers? Bye Polar.
15. I watched a video on psychology from the end I learned about reverse psychology

Reverse Psychology Jokes

Here is a list of funny reverse psychology jokes and even better reverse psychology puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• If you really don't want someone to do something, tell them to do it, then scream "YGOLOHCYSP". Classic reverse psychology.
• A man walks into a library and says... ..."I hope you don't have a book on reverse psychology."
• So I'm thinking about taking PSY 312 (reverse psychology) next semester... My advisors said I shouldn't, but I think I'm going to now
• When driving, I like to drive backwards to assert my dominance over other motorists. I call it Reverse Psychology.
• Ygolohcysp esrever I'm trying reverse psychology ..

Student Of Psychology Jokes

Here is a list of funny student of psychology jokes and even better student of psychology puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I'm a psychology student and I love it I guess it's true that if you do what you love you'll never work a day in your life
• A Psychology prof is helping his students review material for an exam. "Does Pavlov ring a bell?"

Psychology Major Jokes

Here is a list of funny psychology major jokes and even better psychology major puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I have a double major in Psychology and Geography. I lead the field in research on glacial depressions.
• A girl tells her parents she's going to major in psychology "Hey mom! Hey dad! I'm gonna study a real science! PSYCH!"
• Are you a psychology major? "No, I'm a business major."
  "Well, business is psychology..."

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