Psychology Jokes

• Short Psychology Jokes
• Psychology One Liners
• Reverse Psychology Jokes
• Student Of Psychology Jokes
• Psychology Major Jokes
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Best Short Psychology Jokes

These are our top psychology puns. Have fun with a good psychology joke in English with simple psychology humour.

1. I spent four years at college and didn't learn anything... It's really my own fault. I had a double major in psychology and reverse psychology.
2. I have degrees in Politics, Economics and Psychology. I don't have a job but at least I know why.
3. My wife and I split up because of psychological reasons... She was Psycho and I was Logical.
4. I got in trouble for using performance enhancing drugs I took a placebo before my psychology exam
5. The relationship between a man and a woman is psychological. She's a psycho and he's logical.
6. My Psychology Professor asked me what Super Power I would like to have... Apparently "Cold War Era Russia" is not an acceptable answer.
7. I don't know much about psychology or sociology But I reckon I can explain the Dunning-Kruger effect better than anyone else.
8. I've been doing my psychology phd thesis on the mental health and wellbeing of little people. After 4 long years and multiple studies, I've concluded... 6 out of 7 dwarves aren't Happy.
9. What do you call a scientific talk about the psychological impact of cannibalism? A Hannibal Lecture.
10. My psychology professor asked for an example of a "Pavlovian Response". I said that thanks to my Mom's cooking, I salivate when I hear a smoke alarm.

Make fun with this list of one liners, gags and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor found in these psychology jokes can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of psychology puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, these jokes offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Psychology One Liners

Which psychology dad jokes are funny enough to crack down and make fun with psychology?

1. I've written a book about reverse psychology Please don't buy it.
2. My doctor tried treating me with ygolohcysp But reverse psychology doesn't work on me
3. I have just completed writing a book on reverse psychology. Please don't buy it.
4. All my problems with my wife are psychological. She's psycho and I'm logical.
5. What did the psychology textbook say to the math textbook? You've got problems!
6. I just finished a book on reverse psychology Don't read it.
7. I always cheated on my psychology tests... I don't know what that says about me.
8. I thought reverse psychology was when.. you made your therapist cry
9. Psychology Professor: Who here has heard of Pavlov? Me: Rings a bell
10. Major in Freudian Psychology Minor in the back seat.
11. Divorce is a psychological process One is psycho, the other is logical
12. I once knew an axeman who was great at psychology He could really get inside your head
13. I wrote a book on reverse psychology. Please, don't buy it.
14. I'm studying the psychology of procrastination. Or I will be tomorrow anyway
15. I just wrote a book on reverse psychology DON'T READ IT !

Reverse Psychology Jokes

Here is a list of funny reverse psychology jokes and even better reverse psychology puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I didnt learn anything in college... I guess it was kind of my fault though. I double majored in psychology, and reverse psychology.
  (Stolen from BJ Novak)
• I'm writing a book on reverse psychology. When it becomes available, please refrain from purchasing it.
• If you really don't want someone to do something, tell them to do it, then scream "YGOLOHCYSP". Classic reverse psychology.
• I didn't learn a thing in university I elected to get a major in psychology and minor in reverse-psychology.
• A man walks into a library and says... ..."I hope you don't have a book on reverse psychology."
• I learned nothing in college... I guess it is really my own fault. I had a double major in psychology and well reverse psychology.
• I tried reverse psychology on my child I told the baby don't cry
  It worked
• I got a degree in psychology and a degree in reverse psychology. I didn't learn a thing.
• So I'm thinking about taking PSY 312 (reverse psychology) next semester... My advisors said I shouldn't, but I think I'm going to now
• I watched a video on psychology from the end I learned about reverse psychology

Student Of Psychology Jokes

Here is a list of funny student of psychology jokes and even better student of psychology puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I'm a psychology student and I love it I guess it's true that if you do what you love you'll never work a day in your life
• A Psychology prof is helping his students review material for an exam. "Does Pavlov ring a bell?"

Psychology Major Jokes

Here is a list of funny psychology major jokes and even better psychology major puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I have a double major in Psychology and Geography. I lead the field in research on glacial depressions.
• A girl tells her parents she's going to major in psychology "Hey mom! Hey dad! I'm gonna study a real science! PSYCH!"
• Are you a psychology major? "No, I'm a business major."
  "Well, business is psychology..."
• I wanted to major in reverse psychology. My dream school turned me down.
  So I wrote them back and told them I wasn't even interested in their s**... program. They sent me a diploma.
• My friend's a psychology major. He's writing his thesis on the psychology of s**... fetishes. It's not ready yet, though- he still has some kinks to work out.

Hilarious Fun Psychology Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter

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