Psychological Jokes

Funniest Psychological Short Jokes

Short psychological jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The psychological humour may include short psychiatric jokes also.

1. I spent four years at college and didn't learn anything... It's really my own fault. I had a double major in psychology and reverse psychology.
2. I have degrees in Politics, Economics and Psychology. I don't have a job but at least I know why.
3. My wife and I split up because of psychological reasons... She was Psycho and I was Logical.
4. I got in trouble for using performance enhancing drugs I took a placebo before my psychology exam
5. The relationship between a man and a woman is psychological. She's a psycho and he's logical.
6. My Psychology Professor asked me what Super Power I would like to have... Apparently "Cold War Era Russia" is not an acceptable answer.
7. I don't know much about psychology or sociology But I reckon I can explain the Dunning-Kruger effect better than anyone else.
8. I've been doing my psychology phd thesis on the mental health and wellbeing of little people. After 4 long years and multiple studies, I've concluded... 6 out of 7 dwarves aren't Happy.
9. What do you call a scientific talk about the psychological impact of cannibalism? A Hannibal Lecture.
10. My psychology professor asked for an example of a "Pavlovian Response". I said that thanks to my Mom's cooking, I salivate when I hear a smoke alarm.

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Psychological One Liners

Which psychological one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with psychological? I can suggest the ones about psychology and emotional.

1. I've written a book about reverse psychology Please don't buy it.
2. My doctor tried treating me with ygolohcysp But reverse psychology doesn't work on me
3. I have just completed writing a book on reverse psychology. Please don't buy it.
4. All my problems with my wife are psychological. She's psycho and I'm logical.
5. What did the psychology textbook say to the math textbook? You've got problems!
6. I just finished a book on reverse psychology Don't read it.
7. I always cheated on my psychology tests... I don't know what that says about me.
8. I thought reverse psychology was when.. you made your therapist cry
9. Psychology Professor: Who here has heard of Pavlov? Me: Rings a bell
10. Major in Freudian Psychology Minor in the back seat.
11. Divorce is a psychological process One is psycho, the other is logical
12. I once knew an axeman who was great at psychology He could really get inside your head
13. I wrote a book on reverse psychology. Please, don't buy it.
14. I'm studying the psychology of procrastination. Or I will be tomorrow anyway
15. I just wrote a book on reverse psychology DON'T READ IT !

Physical Psychological Jokes

Here is a list of funny physical psychological jokes and even better physical psychological puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I know this guy who teaches people how to access the Dark Web, but if they're incompetent then he physically and psychologically abuses them He's a Tor mentor.
• How physicists see other sciences: Biology: squishy physics
  Geology: slow physics
  Computer Science: virtual physics
  Psychology: people physics
  Chemistry: impure physics
  Math: physics minus the units
• A physics teacher accidentally walks into the psychology classroom on her first day... Whoops wrong sub

Silly & Ridiculous Psychological Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter

What funny jokes about psychological you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean philosophical jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make psychological pranks.