Psychoanalyst Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Psychoanalyst jokes. There are some psychoanalyst sociologist jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these psychoanalyst psychoanalysis puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Howlingly Hilarious Psychoanalyst Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening

A man with no carnal desires walks into a Freudian psychoanalyst's office

The psychoanalyst stops him and says, "hey, buddy, I'm gonna need to see some id."

How many psychoanalyst does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. But, it takes years and years of therapy, and ultimately the lightbulb has to want to change.

Vincent Van Gogh's Relatives

His Obnoxious brother: Please Gogh.
His Dizzy aunt: Verti Gogh.
His prune-loving brother: Gotta Gogh.
His Convenience-Store-Owner cousin: Stop'n'Gogh
His Constipated uncle: Can't Gogh
The Ballroom dancer aunt: Tan Gogh
His Nephew psychoanalyst: E Gogh
His Fruit Loving cousin: Man Gogh
His sister who loves disco: Go Gogh
His bouncy little Nephew: Poe Gogh.

3 Psychoanalysts walk into a bar

Bartender says: we have every beer from around the world. What can I get you fellas?

Sigmund Freud says: I'll have an Austrian lager in a pint glass

Carl Jung says: I'll have a Swiss lager also in a pint glass

Bartender looks at the third guy and says: where you from buddy?

Third guy says proudly: oui oui, I am from France

Bartender: well, a french lager probably like your pals; bottle or a pint?

Jacques says: a lager oui, but do you have it in Lacan?

A psychoanalyst says he thinks he is going crazy

Another psychoanalyst thinks to himself "Im aFreud he is going to commit suicide. He is too Jung to die"

What happened when to the psychoanalyst when he went ice skating for the first time?

A Freudian Slip

Interview for psychoanalyst position

So what would you say is my biggest weakness?

Psychoanalyst joke, Interview for psychoanalyst position

How does a psychoanalyst change a light bulb?

Guiding the light bulb to change by itself.

I'm really worried about my psychoanalyst

He's got a lot of naked pictures of my mother.

Two Psychoanalysts

Are walking towards each other down a street. As they approach each other, one psychiatrist says "Well hello!" The other replies, "Good day to you!"

Both psychiatrists continue past each other and think to themselves: "Hmmm....I wonder what he meant by that?"

What's the name of a Hobbit psychoanalyst?


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