Cheeky Psychiatric Hospital Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle
A patient in a psychiatric hospital is being examined by a shrink. The shrink hands him a piece of paper and asks him, "Look at this inkblot and tell me what do you see."
"Well," the patient says, "I'm not 100% sure, but it looks like Rorschach Series IV, blot #17."
A doctor was checking up on his Patient at the psychiatric hospital
Doctor: How are you feeling?
Patient: I keep fantasizing about baboons playing soccer.
Doctor: Ok, I will give you medicine today, you'll stop fantasizing...
Patient: Give me the medicine tomorrow, today it's the finals!
A guy goes to a mental hospital for a psychiatric exam. The doctor shows the guy an inkblot image.
Doctor: "Look at this card and tell me what you think it is."
The guy studies it for a minute and says, "Well, not sure, but to me it looks like Rorschach Series 6, card number 9."
Nicola Sturgeon is being shown around an Edinburgh hospital when one of the patients sits up in bed and exclaims:
"Fair fa' your honest sonsie face, great chieftain o' the pudden race!"
Before Nicola can respond, another patient responds: "Wee, sleekit, cowerin', timorous beastie! O what a panic's in thy breastie!"
while a third one chimes in with "Some hae meat and cannae eat, and some wad eat that want it!"
She turns a puzzled face upon her doctor escort and says "Is this the psychiatric ward, then?"
And he replies, "Och, no...
"It's the Burns Unit!"
What do you call music in a psychiatric hospital?
Looney Tunes!
Norm Macdonald: "You want to know the worst part about doing an office congo line?"
"First, you turn around to realize there's no one behind you. Second, you realize you're not in an office, you're in a psychiatric hospital"
What Christmas carol do they sing at a Psychiatric hospital?
Do you hear what I hear?
I walked into a hospital ward today looking for a mate....
No staff around so I asked a patient in bed where the staff were, he said ' Some hae meat and canna eat, and some wad eat that want it'
So I asked the next guy, he said ' But we hae meat, and we can eat sae let the Lord be thankit'
I asked the next guy and he started singing Auld Lang Syne.
I finally found a nurse and asked if I was on the psychiatric ward....
She said no, its the Burns unit.
I bought a clock that was made by the patients at a psychiatric hospital
It's the beautiful cuckoo clock I've ever seen.
Why did the Snickerdoodle go to the psychiatric hospital?
Because it was a little cookie.
At the psychiatric hospital
"Do you still hear whispers in your head?"
"Tell him no!"
"No doctor."
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40 injured in local psychiatric hospital fire. Among them 17 men,
6 batmen, 4 dragons, 9 elves, 3 energy beings and 1 pokemon.
They told me I should work in a psychiatric hospital...
I'm not that crazy about it.
