Psychiatric Hospital Jokes
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Funniest Psychiatric Hospital Short Jokes
Short psychiatric hospital jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The psychiatric hospital humour may include short psychiatric ward jokes also.
- I bought a clock that was made by the patients at a psychiatric hospital It's the beautiful cuckoo clock I've ever seen.
- At the psychiatric hospital "Do you still hear whispers in your head?"
"Tell him no!"
"No doctor." - 40 injured in local psychiatric hospital fire. Among them 17 men, 6 batmen, 4 dragons, 9 elves, 3 energy beings and 1 pokemon.
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Psychiatric Hospital One Liners
Which psychiatric hospital one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with psychiatric hospital? I can suggest the ones about mental hospital and psych ward.
- What do you call music in a psychiatric hospital? Looney Tunes!
- Why did the Snickerdoodle go to the psychiatric hospital? Because it was a little cookie.
- They told me I should work in a psychiatric hospital... I'm not that crazy about it.
Cheeky Psychiatric Hospital Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle
What funny jokes about psychiatric hospital you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mental institution jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make psychiatric hospital pranks.
A patient in a psychiatric hospital is being examined by a shrink. The shrink hands him a piece of paper and asks him, "Look at this inkblot and tell me what do you see."
"Well," the patient says, "I'm not 100% sure, but it looks like Rorschach Series IV, blot #17."
A doctor was checking up on his Patient at the psychiatric hospital
Doctor: How are you feeling?
Patient: I keep fantasizing about baboons playing soccer.
Doctor: Ok, I will give you medicine today, you'll stop fantasizing...
Patient: Give me the medicine tomorrow, today it's the finals!
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Nicola Sturgeon is being shown around an Edinburgh hospital when one of the patients sits up in bed and exclaims:
"Fair fa' your honest sonsie face, great chieftain o' the pudden race!"
Before Nicola can respond, another patient responds: "Wee, sleekit, cowerin', timorous beastie! O what a panic's in thy breastie!"
while a third one chimes in with "Some hae meat and cannae eat, and some w**... eat that want it!"
She turns a puzzled face upon her doctor e**... and says "Is this the psychiatric ward, then?"
And he replies, "Och, no...
"It's the Burns Unit!"
Norm Macdonald: "You want to know the worst part about doing an office congo line?"
"First, you turn around to realize there's no one behind you. Second, you realize you're not in an office, you're in a psychiatric hospital"
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I walked into a hospital ward today looking for a mate....
No staff around so I asked a patient in bed where the staff were, he said ' Some hae meat and canna eat, and some w**... eat that want it'
So I asked the next guy, he said ' But we hae meat, and we can eat sae let the Lord be thankit'
I asked the next guy and he started singing Auld Lang Syne.
I finally found a nurse and asked if I was on the psychiatric ward....
She said no, its the Burns unit.
Hurt my arm this mornin and had to go to hospital for an x-ray, as I was sitting waiting to be seen...
...the lad next to me says," Fair fae yer honest sonsieface! Great chieftain o' the puddin race!!" I was like, eh?!?!., I turned my head round to the the lady sat on my other side, she said, " ! Wee, sleekit, cow'rin, tim'rous beastie, O, what a panic's in thy breastie!" , As I grabbed the next doc walking past I said, "here mate is this the psychiatric ward?" He says," no this is the Burns unit! Happy Rabbie Burns Day