Psych Ward Jokes
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Funniest Psych Ward Short Jokes
Short psych ward jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The psych ward humour may include short psychiatric ward jokes also.
- A homicidal and a suicidal patent are put in the same room in a psych ward. The suicidal person says "well that makes 2 people that want me dead."
- A Suicidal person and a Homicidal person are roomed together in a psyche ward The homicidal person says "we share a common interest"
- i once met a guy in a psyche ward who told people he was a jar of peanut butter. I was told he was pretty nutty
- Why was the Christmas tree sent to the psych ward? Because it was suffering from ornamental health issues.
- There was a woman in psych ward who escaped and stole all of Wal-Marts shopping carts. It's clear, she's a basket case.
- I work at a psych ward and let me tell ya things are so PC these days its getting ridiculous We have to call the psychopaths "empathetically challenged"
- What do Canadian banks and psych wards have in common? They both contain locked up loonies!
- Guy breaks out of the psych ward, goes straight to a w**... and pays for the oldest, worn-out, flabbiest woman. They say he had a loose screw.
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Psych Ward One Liners
Which psych ward one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with psych ward? I can suggest the ones about psychiatric hospital and mental hospital.
- Why did the psych ward escapee never get married? He had a fear of commitment
- Where do they have the best fruits and vegetables? A 1950's psych ward
- Why did Ginger go to the psych ward? Ginger snaps
- What do you call a philanthropist in a psyche ward? A good sanitarium!
Entertaining Psych Ward Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone
What funny jokes about psych ward you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean mental asylum jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make psych ward pranks.
A man was in a psych ward for thinking he was a piece of corn.
He was finally cured and set free, but immediatelly came back to the mental hospital trembling in fear. When asked why, he said, "there's a chicken outside."
Doctor: "but sir, you do know you're human right? Not a piece of corn."
Patient: "of course I know that! But does the chicken know?!"
Old joke
Two mental patients were planning their escape from the psych ward.
1st guy: "Once we get to the roof, I'll turn on the flashlight, and you can slide down the beam of light."
2nd guy: "I may be crazy, but I'm not s**...! How do I know you won't turn the flashlight off?"
Two friends are in a psych ward....
....when one pulls out a strong flashlight and points it at the ceiling, flicking it on and off in their dark room. The man says to his friend, Hey, why don't you try climbing the light?
The friend goes, Do you think I'm an idiot? You'll just flick it off when I'm halfway up.
-My grandma last night
In a psych ward, a doctor decides to test if some of the patients were getting better.
He gathered them all in a big room, drew a motorcycle on a wall and said The person who can start this motorcycle will be allowed to go free!
All patients rushed to it, trying to start the engine, except one, who was just looking at them from a distance and giggling. The doctor approached him and asked:
-Why are you laughing?
-They're dumb, they can try all they want but they will never start that up!
-Yes, yes indeed, you are correct! Very good! And can you tell me why they will never start it up?
-Cuz I already drained all the gas!