Uproarious Pssy Jokes to Share with Friends
The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?"
Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"
Why is your cat at school?
Jimmy walks in his classroom with his cat. Then the teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy sobbing replied, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"
*love
The teacher notices Jimmy brought his cat to school today
The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?"
"Because daddy is gonna eat him"
The teacher is baffled "Why would you say that?",
"Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today"
I'm eating that p*ssy
Teacher asked, Why is your cat with u in school? Kid says (crying), "I heard daddy tell mommy, I'm eating that p*ssy when the kids leave!"
What does grandma p*ssy taste like?
Depends.