The Best 5 Pssy Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Pssy jokes. There are some pssy heard jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these pssy asked puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Pssy Jokes and Puns

The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?"

Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"

Why is your cat at school?

Jimmy walks in his classroom with his cat. Then the teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy sobbing replied, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"

*love

The teacher notices Jimmy brought his cat to school today

The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?"

"Because daddy is gonna eat him"

The teacher is baffled "Why would you say that?",

"Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today"

I'm eating that p*ssy

Teacher asked, Why is your cat with u in school? Kid says (crying), "I heard daddy tell mommy, I'm eating that p*ssy when the kids leave!"

What does grandma p*ssy taste like?

Depends.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the pssy tsk jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working pssy pssh piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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