Psst Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Psst jokes. There are some psst sprinkle jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these psst tsk puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Witty Psst Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends

The German tax evader in Switzerland

A German wants to bring his untaxed savings to a number account in Switzerland.

He sneaks into the bank, looks around and whispers to the bank assistant:
"Psst! I've got 2 million euros in my suitcase!"

The bank assistant replies in a normal voice:
"Why do you try to be so unsuspicious? Poverty is not a shame in Switzerland."

If you knew what the famous la cucaracha song was about would you still sing it in class?

Psst.. it's about a cockroach getting really stoned

Psst, hey Patrick, what's funnier than 24?


Psst...know the secret to enteral life!!

But if I told you then I'd have to kill you.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the psst thunderous puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working psst alrighty piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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