The Best 3 Pssh Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Pssh jokes. There are some pssh chh jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these pssh pshh puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Pssh Jokes and Puns

How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Ten: one to screw it in and nine to say, "Pssh, I can do that."

A man goes to the circus

After the show he speaks to the manager and asks for a job.

"Alright, what can you do?", the manager asks.

"I can do great bird impressions", the man replies.

"Pssh, a lot of people can do that", says the manager.

"Oh well then", the man says and flies away.

A man gets a call from a divorce attorney

He says "I'm with your wife right now. She's taking all of it."

The man says, "Pssh. There's nothing to take!"

The attorney replies, "nine inches isn't nothing."

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the pssh dum jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working pssh tiss piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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