Pssh Jokes
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten: one to screw it in and nine to say, "Pssh, I can do that."
A man gets a call from a divorce attorney
He says "I'm with your wife right now. She's taking all of it."
The man says, "Pssh. There's nothing to take!"
The attorney replies, "nine inches isn't nothing."
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I asked my girlfriend if she'd act out my furry fantasy with me.
"Pssh, as yiff!"
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