Pshh Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Pshh jokes. There are some pshh yikes jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these pshh tsk puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

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two cows in a barn

One turns to the other and says, "Man this mad cow disease really has me on edge." then other cow says "*Pshh* I don't care, I'm a helicopter!"

What do you call a dancing tree doing math?

A log-a-rithm
Ba dum pshh

Where do fish get their money?

At the river bank

buh dum pshh

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the pshh tsh puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working pshh hah piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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